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Spangle

Semen, sperm, cum, spunk, etc
Trevor: What ya doing?
Hamish: I'm setting my alarm clock.
Trevor: What the fuck for?
Hamish: What do you mean what for? To get me up in the morning!
Trevor: Well, you're not going to work...you're not going on holiday...and you don't even bother to soap yer seal in the morning...so what have you got to get up for?
Hamish: I am a creature of habit.
Trevor: You don't even have a lie in on Sundays.
Hamish: Oh so I should be like you should I? Rotting like a corpse in bed until lunchtime every day, wallowing in my own spangle!
Trevor: Lovely! You should try it sometime!
Hamish: One morning you became so firmly glued to your encrusted blanket that you had to drag it around with you til tea-time like an albatross!

- Pets (www.petscomedy.co.uk)
by Peter Adams January 6, 2004
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spangle mag

erotic literature used solely for the purpose of male self pleasure
Mate, I am banging for a tug! Have you got a spangle mag I can rub one out to?
by NSP81 September 2, 2007
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Spangle Dick

When one over indulges on drugs, only to find the ability to get an errection is none existent.
I wanted to shag this girl at a festival, but I took to much MDMA and got spangle dick
by BeatboxBadman April 18, 2018
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Spangled eggs

“Ah chef Massafra these pingers aren’t doing anything, whip me up sum spangled eggs”
“Dw I got you g”
by Kethead Keith May 7, 2018
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soanala

The name Soanala comes from an ancient Malagasy myth about a elf/ fairy that lives in a beautiful enchanted forest.

Soanalas are beautiful, kind and extremely brave girls. When encountering a Soanala you will instantly fall in love with her personality, Soanalas tend to be romantic, understanding and adventurus.

Soanalas are always jaw drop gorgeous and are extremely photogenic. Boys always struggle to control themselves around Soanalas because they are so beautiful.
Look at her, she's so beautiful! She's obviously a Soanala.
by MojiMoMoji August 6, 2018
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spanglewank

Verb,

A stupid or obnoxious person. Often used on Twitter preceded by a hashtag. Plural: Spanglewanks
"I've been accused of ruining a market traders livelihood, been yelled at, called a #spanglewank, and blamed for people not being able to pay the rent or mortgage! It's not fair I'm saving the world"

"Oi Spanglewank, where's me fags?"
by ALT-F4 October 9, 2019
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shanal

when you stick your toes in your significant others ass.
“hey babe wanna try shanal”
“mmmm idk what is that
“it’s when you stick your toes in your partners ass”
okay then let’s try it!”
by brooooo1234456 January 29, 2022
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