Snoofability

Snoofability is the ability to Snoof.
noun, plural
1. power or capacity to do or act physically, mentally, legally, morally, financially, etc.
2. competence in an activity or occupation because of one's skill, training, or other qualification: the ability to snoof well.
3. abilities, talents; special skills or aptitudes: Composing music is beyond his abilities.

Snoof is defined below

Snoof (Selfish New Object Orientated Flirtation)
(Noun) to analyse resources and be questioning with the objective of critical evaluation and / or personal gain
(Noun) one who snoofs

Snoofing
(Verb) the act of a snoof.

Snoofing
(Verb) Technical: the act of to capture unauthorised Wi-Fi packets, by sniffing around Wi-Fi networks for personal gain

Snoofa (Selfish New Object Orientated Flirtation Addict)
(Noun) a person addicted to snoofing

Snoofed
(Noun) as in ‘You have been snoofed.’
Slang: meanings “Case the joint” / “Check it out” / Make a killing” / Rip them off” / “Nick their ideas” / “Scam them”

• I think I have been snoofed meaning Ripped –off or Conned or Scammed
• They snoofed my pad meaning They cased the joint or were timewasters
• They snoofed my gen meaning They pinched my ideas, techniques and knowledge

To analyse resources and be questioning, with the objective of critical evaluation and / or personal gain

For example,
1. The act of seeking out and adapting a good solution from existing service providers.
2. To view real estate to compare and contrast with a similar real estate.
3. To view fittings, fixtures, furniture, contents and owners lifestyle, for critical assessment.
4. To view fittings, fixtures, furniture, contents and owners lifestyle, for possible future criminal activity.
5. To rummage through personal property seeking items to sell for profit.
6. To rummage through charity shops seeking items to sell for profit.
7. To window shop, seeking potential bargains and lower costs
8.To capture Wi-Fi packets, by sniffing around Wi-Fi networks for personal gain (see Wikipedia listing)

Snoofing From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia
Snoofing is a combination of the words snooping and sniffing as it relates to Wi-Fi wireless network discovery. Snooping is the act of capturing packets surreptitiously, where as sniffing is the act of looking for Wi-Fi wireless network

His Snoofability is excellent
My Snoofability has really improved over the years.

by BJ Franks April 22, 2007

shoofty

look
(i.e., to have a look at: to have a shoofty at)

Have a shoofty at those breasts!

by junkyard prince October 5, 2003

Sooo Gid

Sooo gid, as in really gid, as in sooo gid, It's a metaphor, if you dont think its sooo gid then sooo gid can't really be sooo gid can it??

If something is "soooo" good that you need to say so much longer than normal

If something is so shite that you need to take the piss out of it and laugh a lot and go "that was soo gid"

J-man - "Walkin ti Denny is sooo gid"
Brian - "ken"
(sarcastic)

J-man - "This tablet is soooo gid"
Brian - "ken"
(not sarcastic)
(tablet is a scottish candy which tastes sooo gid)

by Jman111111111111111111111111111 May 18, 2005

sloof

one who over reacts to a joke,quip, or any innocuous trifle by holding a grudge with the perpetrator for a long time.

That sloof doesn't talk to me anymore because I laughed when she chortled; the was six months ago.

by Daniel McCloud March 21, 2005

Shoof

a word used to express displeasure or in the place of an obscenity

That kid is such a shoof. Shoof! Did u you what she said about you?

by Chartiers Valley High School Student Body May 12, 2003

JJ Smoof

noun/adj

An imaginary character that is the coolest guy that has ever lived. His status is sought by many and obtained by none.
Someone who is acting like thier shit don't stink. These people can usually be spotted with sunglasses on in the club.

"Look at that douchebag over there trying to look like he's JJ Smoof or somebody."

or

"Nick was wearing his glasses in the club the other night like he was JJ Smoof"

or

"Rob took his shirt off 2 blocks from the beach on Saturday. He was JJ Smoofin'.

by dirkdiggler9969 May 27, 2009

snoof

(verb, trans. intrans.) to kiss like a cat, i.e. to affectionately headbutt someone or something, or to rub the side of your mouth against someone or something.

Rex is such a sweet cat, he always snoofs me hello!

Quit that snoofing, Puss, you're getting in my way!

by Gauri August 19, 2007