Snowboarders

People who are the most arrogant and obnoxious people on the planet, when they're on the ski slope they think they're all Gods gift to the world.

If you find a ski slope that is not filled with people who think they're better than you because they can snowboard then you have found yourself a place of sheer heaven and happiness.

Snowboarder 1: Hey, Get out my way dick. This is my slope and I own it.

Snowboarder 2: Hey, look at my. I'm the fucking best, i just went down that mountain. I can now climb Mount Everest with my eyes closed.

Snowboarder 3: I'm the best, everyone else is a peasant.

Normal person: What a bunch of dicks. I'll just go golfing instead. Fucking snowboarders.

by Shutupyou. January 17, 2011

snowboarding outfit

the most outrageous, ridiculous and eye burning outfit you can find, the more you look like the color wheel threw up on you, the better. Pants have to be skin tight, and if you can't pull that off, they must be baggy and at the highest reaching your knees. jackets/hoodies must always be eight times larger than your frame. if you aren't wearing skullcandy headphones, you must kill yourself. the only acceptable goggles are the ones that do nothing for your sight, but are different looking. ***note that this only applies to douchebags that try too hard***

-"dude look at that guy's snowboarding outfit, he probably thinks he's sweet as fuck"
-"hahha what a tool"

by therealboarder December 23, 2010

snowboarding

A sport in which you infuriate others by sitting in the middle of the run, just waiting to get run into. The point is to scrape all the powder off the hill until there is nothing but ice. Could be compared to a windshield wiper. Also, 2 sticks = 2 times the possible tricks. Snowboarders create a hilarious spectacle when trying to go anywhere in flat areas, and when exiting chairlifts.

The skier, unaware of the person "snowboarding" just sitting in the middle of the run, "accidentally" decapitated him while bombing down a daimond.

by Seattleness January 10, 2008

snowboarding

snowboading was invented by a skiier that was soooo high he foregot where he put his other ski.

...a high or drunker skiier who began snowboarding.

by Mentalreject9029 January 25, 2007

snowboard

Rubbing cocaine on your gums or any open wound.

I'm kind of tired but I'll snowboard a little.

by Doge538 February 26, 2010

snowboard

the easier version of skiing, "only cool people snowboard" because other people do it. For example all girls snowoard just becuase the guys do it. For real a snowsport check out freeskiing. Tanner hall

Yo check out that douchebag snowboarding, he thinks he soo cool.

by Joe May 13, 2005

Freestyle Snowboarding

freestyle snowboarding is split up into three main subcatagorys.

Park - hitting kickers and wedges to get air and land spins and grabs. Can be pretty painfull without protection.

Pipe - Been in the media a lot due to Olympics. Involves riding up the two walls of a half pipe landing grabs and spins. ussually sheet ice due to use it recieves resulting in very painfull slams.

jibbing - one of the coolest types of freestlye snowboarding. involves hitting rails, boxes, picnic benches, fences, walls and even cars. anything with a surface can prupose a great jib.

Park
Rider 1 - I bget you cant land a rodeo 720
Rider 2 - Bet i can

Pipe
Rider 1 - This sucks and really hurts when you hang up
Rider 2 - Hell yer

Jibbing
Rider 1 - Whoa that handrail could be one amazing photo opp
Rider 2 - Hell yer

Overall
Freestyle snowboarding rules

by Jordan "muzzy" May 9, 2006