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snowblades

Usually, about 1 meter long slivers of material strapped to the feet for use in downhill propulsion in snowy areas. Commonly referred to as "fruit boots," these blades or "trick skis" often belong to rediculously extreme skiiers-gone-wacko enthusiasts of winter sporting. Not for the faint of heart, blades become the badass little brothers to traditional downhill alpine skis.
"Damn, did you see the snowblades on that animal?"
by Triple Fool February 10, 2008
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snowbirds

You better get yourself to Victoria's Secret and buy yourself a push-up bra. Them there snowbirds look like they're heading south for the winter. You gotta wear an underwire to prevent that kind of migration!
by cherryblossom October 26, 2007
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Snowbird

When you catch a bird, jizz on it, and set it free.
Person 1: Remember that time Ammar came on a pidgeon?
Person 2: Yeah he totally pulled a snowbird.
by hotm0m_2007 October 26, 2015
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Snowbirding

v. - when your lover or partner has a cold, it is implied that you go "south" (ie: perform oral sex) in order to avoid contracting the cold.
Susan has the mad flu, but when she's hopped up on cold medicine and feeling good I go snowbirding. I don't have any sick days left.
by okfinethisismyname January 24, 2011
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snowbird

a snowbird is a girl who only wants to chill if there's coke around. you could possibly get her in the sack if you have enough coke and shes not to fucked up. pretty much a waste of time and money.
at a club in toronto:

"yo that girls looking pretty fly" says jonny
"dont bother, shes a fucking snowbird" says his friend
by SunnyBaskins February 5, 2010
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Snowbird

snow·bird
/ˈsnōˌbərd/

noun

1. A refugee from a failed Blue state that seeks economic, climatic and political asylum in a thriving Red state on a seasonal basis. Texas and Florida are where most Snowbirds go during their annual migration.

* The term "Winter Texan" is preferred by Snowbirds but it's far too dignified.
"It appears that most snowbirds are rude ingrates."

"Did you see that Snowbird mesmerized by the asparagus at HEB?
by Inquisitor January 28, 2023
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snowblade

Snowblades are small twin tipped ski's. To use requires no skill, style or consideration of other slope users.

A bit like rollerblading on snow with the same annoying characters doing the "sport".

The most fun to be had is to cut the little f@#kers up and watch them face plant whilst going past on your propper sized snowboard or skis.
Look at that snowblader falling on his arse... oh he got up, and he fell over again, and he got up again, and he fell over again, etc etc etc etc.
by A Boarder November 24, 2005
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