snoofter

An individual who goes around sniffing girls' bike seats, typically for sexual pleasure.

That guy's a snoofter!

by snotty August 17, 2006

Snooting

Fully snorting a shot of strong spirit (preferably captain morgan's) to obtain that heavenly nasal buzz.

Waking up to a bowl of Special K and a fat snoot is a great way to start the day.

- Man: "Im knackered dude.."
Snooter: "You should probably get snooting then!"

- "Cant drink the rest of your Morgan's spiced? No problem, just snoot it"

- Snoot Nazi: "no snoot for you!"

by Quierre July 25, 2011

snoot

Snot, nose mucus.

Go get a tissue, and wipe that snoot from your nose.

by talk2me-JCH2 April 9, 2021

swooft

adj. (Variation on "swift") Well; healthy; energetic; alert; comfortable; happy. One who is injured or feels ill, depressed, etc. does not "feel swooft" (nor "swift"). Usually employed in this negative sense, at least in the Southern U.S.

Dan won't be comin' in today, he ain't feelin' too swooft.
My, you're lookin' swift today; how's the leg?

by Russell M. July 20, 2007

Snoot

A canines snout.

"Hey your dog has a mega snoot."
"Yeah, but Katelyns dog is Snoot Master."

by FUZZYNOODLES July 21, 2016

snoot infest

When you're boyfriend is "friends"with a girl who has a really annoying voice.

Me: Chynna sounds like a man.
Ak: How do you know what she sounds like?
Me: How could I forget the most snoot infest noise in the world.

by Aks girl November 16, 2013

Snoot

A muzzle/snout

I poked my dog on his snoot last week

My dog had a leaf on his snoot three days ago I had to take it off

by 5754rtytryy65535yu654 June 5, 2018