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Holy Snooki

Commonly used as an expression demonstrating unadulterated excitement, and/or infinite amusement, when curbing the use of expletives and blasphemous words while still trying to be funny. Appropriately used at tanning/nail salons, and laundromats; or when holy shit simply isn't good enough.
1. To a person coming out of a tanning salon: "Holy Snooki! You look like an Oompa Loompa!"

2. To a girlfriend: "Holy Snooki, you need a pedi!"

3. Pointing at a hairstyle: "Holy Snooki, look at that poof!"

4. To an acquaintance: "Holy Snooki have you lost weight?"
by psychomango August 25, 2010
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snooki punch

When a short pudgy guidette is in yo face and you get mad drunk and just knock that bitch out!
This fuckin guidette was all up in the situation so I snooki punched that bitch out.
by "The Situational Grenadier" December 20, 2009
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snooki fat

A woman who's shaped like a fire hydrant.
She used to look good but she let herself go and now she looks snooki fat.
by holden7446 July 31, 2010
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snookered

to be exhausted, or in a bad situation. snookered is a broadly used term which has a variety of meanings. A common definition of snookered, is to be fucked . Snookered is usually used in the phrase "fucking snookered". This basically means "absolutely fucked.
Nick: Shit man, you look tired.
Jackson: Yeah man, we pulled an all nighter. I'm fucking snookered.
by CaptainAwesome69 July 22, 2011
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snookums

Can be a genuine endearing nickname, often with a gentle sarcasm or humor attached.

This word is annoying to some people and likely to make people near you sick when you use it. Especially if combined with physical affection.
"Aw snookums, you shouldn't have..."
by Aelder April 14, 2006
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Snookied

To punch an undesirable New Jersey guidette in the face.
While on the Jersey Shore a roid raged tool bag snookied this muffin topped tramp.
by collinbreathstink December 7, 2009
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pocket snooker

The act of male masturbation by concealing the pleasuring hand in one's pocket.
Brendan ma saw a really hot girl and started playing pocket snooker without anyone noticing.
by razornova August 25, 2008
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