Sniper

A person who always sees you do stuff that you shouldn't be doing. Snipers are usually moms, dads, old people, or people of authority.
The lunch lady sniped me stealing a fudge round from across the room. What a fucking sniper.
by Dante P October 17, 2005
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Sniper

n. (snî´-pər)
A term used by a male to inform another male that there is a female in eyeshot sporting visible THO. That male is then expected to discreetly survey the area, locate the female and inspect her nipple(s). Often accompanied by a nudge and or a widely open-eyed head gesture toward the female.
Male A: "Dude, sniper."
Male B: "...nice."
by Mutard February 10, 2007
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Sniper

A person who wanders around the mean streets, looking for discarded cigarette butts and stakes out smoking spots. Often scavenges outdoor ashtrays for any remaining tobacco.

Their kind are at a high risk for hepatitis and, most of the time, can not afford a fresh pack of cigarettes.
Dude I just saw a sniper walked by and grabbed everything in the ashtray.
by Choclo June 05, 2019
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Sniper

To be able to shoot your load with distance and precision.
Dudette:. My bf is a sniper, he aims for my titties and hits them every time.....mmmmjizzz
by mafiaMike July 02, 2018
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Sniper

1. A rifle made for killing targets at a high range.

2. A person who can throw a far distance.

3. A person who is a very accurate gunner; a marksman.
1. The PSG1? I love that sniper in COD!

2. Woah, he threw a dart from 50 yards and still hit a Bulls Eye. The guy's a sniper.

3. We needed the man dead, so we sent out our best sniper.
by Saber Hayabusa February 15, 2014
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Someone who runs around stealing other people's cigarettes.
That damn sniper stole my last cigarette right out of my mouth!
by JHunt609 November 11, 2009
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Sniper

When a couple comes home after being in the car for a while, both having to urinate at the same time, instead of fighting over who goes first, the girl sits, and guy carefully aims between her legs.

A variation on Sniper is when you come in the door, call "Sniper" who ever calls it last is the sitter. This is dangerous, especially if the man calls slower, because girls cant aim and hover well, meaning the guy would probably get wet.
"Man, having only bathroom SUCKS we totally end up having to Sniper every day when we get home from work, because she wont let me pee in the tub"
by *sin* February 04, 2010
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