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the jackson sneed

A sexual act when you are fucking a girl you slap your balls against her asshole (it has to be dirty) and then you slap your balls against her forehead so she has two brown nut marks on her forehead. Named after a jive ass fag who thinks hes cool, go to www.jacksonsneed.com to see this loser
I was with this chick on friday and she slapped me cause i gave her the jackson sneed.
by yambag December 26, 2003
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Sheef

When a woman queefs & shits simultaniously. Similar to that of a shart.
"She was riding me reverse cowboy and got so aroused that she sheefed all over my chest & face!"

"Omg, I sheefed on Billy last night! It stunk so bad!"

"I was eating her pussy & when I stopped to catch my breath, she blew a humungous sheef right in my mouth. I think she had a ham sandwich for lunch."
by Anewell September 13, 2014
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sneedledoozer

Someone who thinks that he/she is cool, but he/she really isn't.
That 50 year old guy hanging out at the college dorm party is such a sneedledoozer!
by Luminosity August 14, 2009
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Sbeef

Sbeef is short for saying 'it's beef.'
He asked me what it was and I said, "Sbeef."
by CLARNIA June 12, 2019
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sneeble

something considered so ethereally perfect that it cannot be described.
that film was so sneeble.

that game was so sneeble.
by raptureg February 19, 2023
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Wheat Sheef

Wheat Sheafing is a term used to secretly expressing that you are currently engaged in an act of sexuallity without the other person(s) involved knowing you are exposing your current situation.

It was derived from the Miller family traditions so that when a girl and boy like each other very much they would go and engage in sexual intercourse in the wheat fields so that their parents couldn't find them. So when people asked where they were going they would respond using the code word wheat sheef.

This was first established in the 1800s when Dusty Millers daughter Michelle Lyndsay Miller was at the age of 16 and was fancying a big time kanoodle with Master Billy Baker. As Michelle and Billy were running like the wind to the wheat field they bumped into her best friend Miss Anna Warburton, and the conv went as follows:

"weeeeeeeeeeeee ye olde flangeeeaty where are you to popping off to"

"erm me and Billy were just off wheat sheefing flangeat"

"ooooooo ;) no probs see u later"

And right then and there an easy anti cock block expression was formed.
Your banging getting your booty pounded and your best friend calls you cell phone... you answer (cock in vag) and say the 2 vital words "wheat sheef" and hang up, she gets the picture the guy has no idea what your on about u could use one of many excuses if he does question your wheat sheefing (a.k.a wheefing):

... it was a cross word answer
... private joke
... what flour to use in a seedy batch loaf

chances are he is to occpied to notice any way x
by flangeatey June 1, 2011
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sneek a skeet

One who leaves an event such as a party, work, shopping, etc. to go and rub one off.
Have you seen Nick anywhere?? Naw man he's prob went to sneek a skeet.
by THE MIKE M. September 30, 2010
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