Shafted

Ripped off, cheated, treated most unfairly by people or even just by fate...

The story of Shark Island!

Shark Island were the biggest band in LA in the 80's, every band copied their style, their moves, everything. Axl Rose ripped off a lot of Richard Black's (Shark Island singer) moves and got famous with them. Yep, Shark Island got well and truly shafted!

by Dope Slanger August 24, 2006

Mine Shaft

A person with a lot of bling, such as gold and diamonds, in their mouth.

Goal;

While getting head, have some bling fall out. Ideally you can keep whatever you can knock loose.

Usage;

“I got a gold nugget from Sean’s mine shaft last night”

by Alaskan Miner September 21, 2009

Shaft Hand

When someone wanks so much that their hand when 'at rest' is in a shaft like shape.

You fucking shaft hand! Go home and have another hand party.

by Total Elite December 9, 2008

Slafter

A word used to describe violent or uncontrolable laughter. It may include gasping, drooling, snorting, or clutching of the torso.

Haley slaftered so much she drooled over her books.
The slaftering was so contagious people became horrendously hysterical.
The joke was so funny I slaftered almost a day afterwards at the thought of it.

by Mike the leopard May 3, 2010

Shnaft

To lick or fondle ones anus

Joey shnafted every black man in the lockeroom

by shnaftmasta December 29, 2010

shnaft

Shnaft is the word used to tell someone that you want them to eat out your asshole

dude you can shnaft me now

"hey bro a good shnafting at 4 sound good?"

"ok bro ill will shnaft you then."

theres nothing like a good shnafting on the weekend

by the shnafter December 29, 2010

Shaftisfied

Adjective.

Contented/pleased, despite knowing that one has be left well and truly shafted.

Buying that diamond ring left me feeling totally shaftisfied. It's so expensive but a lovely thing to do.

by IJfan2016 November 24, 2016