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Smiley Sanchez

Much like a Dirty Sanchez only instead of painting a mustache onto your lady, you give her a chinstrap.
The hooker i met last night was up for anything, so i gave her a Smiley Sanchez.
by Trex arms September 18, 2010
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Smiley Whiley

A stunning old man,
that loves children . such a kind old soul.
he enjoys long "walks" on the beach, and giving out candy.
he drives a white van
check out his facebook
What a fine young man , said smiley whiley to himself.
by iamSMILEY June 8, 2011
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Smiley Shorts

Really short and tight shorts or also known as nut hugger
by Alan p May 13, 2008
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Smiley Pies

What the convict on that old movie problem child craved, and ate when he got out of prison. Blatant slang for a woman's vagina. When I saw this movie as a kid I didn't get it.
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California Smiley

Also known as a cement smiley, Joey gives Tommy a California smiley by stomping on Tommy's head when Tommy is biting the curb. Tommy will then have a California smiley and probably be dead. The film American History X popularized this fight move.
Big Bad Dan threatened to give James a California smiley if he didn't watch himself.
by Zeeeeeeebopadoobopa June 29, 2005
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Sidewalk Smiley

The act of making someone bite the curb and then stomping on their head to break out their teeth and probably break their jaw.
American History X
Rent it. Watch it. Steal it.
(There's a sidewalk smiley in it.)
by Tommy Tough Nuts November 8, 2007
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Smiley Joe

a person who works in a corporate environment constantly flashes the pearly whites everytime you see them. Sales person styled guy....Preferrably bearing treats or trinkets, even free lunch to brown nose and sale ideas. Mid 20s to 30s. Often driving a volvo, audi or small beamer.Always suited and booted to complete his smiley JOE image.
Bob the salesman from the printer company brought in bagels for the office. He really is a smiley Joe.
by Yahinas June 20, 2012
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