Much like a Dirty Sanchez only instead of painting a mustache onto your lady, you give her a chinstrap.
by Trex arms September 18, 2010
A stunning old man,
that loves children . such a kind old soul.
he enjoys long "walks" on the beach, and giving out candy.
he drives a white van
check out his facebook
that loves children . such a kind old soul.
he enjoys long "walks" on the beach, and giving out candy.
he drives a white van
check out his facebook
by iamSMILEY May 14, 2011
by Alan p May 12, 2008
What the convict on that old movie problem child craved, and ate when he got out of prison. Blatant slang for a woman's vagina. When I saw this movie as a kid I didn't get it.
by Duh-Duh-Duh-DONKEY PUNCHA! Megaman Oldies back in the day December 15, 2004
Also known as a cement smiley, Joey gives Tommy a California smiley by stomping on Tommy's head when Tommy is biting the curb. Tommy will then have a California smiley and probably be dead. The film American History X popularized this fight move.
by Zeeeeeeebopadoobopa June 20, 2005
The act of making someone bite the curb and then stomping on their head to break out their teeth and probably break their jaw.
by Tommy Tough Nuts October 20, 2007
a person who works in a corporate environment constantly flashes the pearly whites everytime you see them. Sales person styled guy....Preferrably bearing treats or trinkets, even free lunch to brown nose and sale ideas. Mid 20s to 30s. Often driving a volvo, audi or small beamer.Always suited and booted to complete his smiley JOE image.
Bob the salesman from the printer company brought in bagels for the office. He really is a smiley Joe.
by Yahinas March 09, 2012