spyder

A convertible model of an automobile.

by Kluth January 20, 2003

Texas Slider

A monster sized shit, may be runny or hard, that occurrs after a heavy night of drinking and eating breakfast at 3:00 am.

I laid a classic Texas Slider after last night's bingo tournament.

by Josh "Vern" Smyth May 22, 2006

Charles R. Snyder

1) A truly amazing man who directs and gets to know every member of the Singing Machine, that is 200 voices strong, year after year.

2) A man that takes the time to talk to you about anything you would like to talk about no matter what his schedule is a father figure to everyone he meets.

and last but not least

3) Quite possibly the greatest man to ever walk this earth.

Charles R. Snyder is like a second father to me.

by Mitchell Gale June 15, 2008

Ink Slider

Someone who likes to sit on the tip of a pen, prefferably so that it slides into the anus. A way for a female (or male) to pleasure themselves in a school or university classroom.

Man! David was being a real Ink Slider today during japanese class

by seanrauharo May 9, 2007

vinaigrette slider

When, during the act of fellatio, the giving partner gags on the penis of the receiving partner and vomits a small amount of stomach acid, mucus, and saliva onto the penis. This "vinegary" liquid is then used to further facilitate the fellatio and/or masturbation as an added lubricant. When depicted on video, this vinegary substance is typically spit aggressively at the receiving penis before being re-incorporated into the sexual act.

My girlfriend gagged when she was blowing me the other night, but she just spit it on my dick and turned it into a vinaigrette slider.

by jedbob December 11, 2009

Zack Snyder

The definition of a philosophical and enlightened director. Zack Snyder is responsible for creating the most innovative and thought provoking films known to men. His realistic, religious, and philosophical movies are too much for the average person to decipher. Most people have been accustomed to the bland, unimaginative, basic, and low risk MCU, and whenever someone tries to make something that is smarter than the norm (like Zack himself has done), they will throw a temper tantrum and take a scene completely out of context in order to satisfy their ego and boost their bullshit narrative. Most people are either too ignorant or too afraid to admit Zack and the DCEU's superiority to the MCU.

MCU Fanboy: "The Martha scene made no sense, why would anyone become friends because there moms have the same name?"
DCEU Fanboy: "Have you considered the fact that maybe the meaning to the scene was that after Superman said 'Save Martha', Batman realized that Superman was more human than he thought (because he has a human mom), and that Batman himself had become the thing he fought against (a monster that kills people)? Have you also considered that they became allies instead of friends?"
MCU Fanboy: "B-But Batman told Martha that they were friends!"
DCEU Fanboy: "Maybe because he wanted her to trust him?"
MCU Fanboy "..."
MCU Fanboy: "But Zack Snyder is just an idiot who ruined the DCEU!"
DCEU Fanboy "Or maybe you're too ignorant to at least try and understand the messages he tries to convey."
MCU Fanboy: "Don't talk to me, I'm just going to watch the Infinity Wars trailer for the 34th time!"

by KirbyPPG January 29, 2018

Spyderman

Cum sprayed in a web formation across some one's face!

Yo dog, last night I gave my gf a Spyderman...I cum into my hand and flung it across her face...made the sickest web!

by Spyderman1234 January 13, 2010