Sludge Stamp

When you're doing anal with a girl and get done only to see that there is a brown liquid like substance on your dick which you then slap savagely across her forehead

I was porking Monica in her dump hole then I pulled out and sludge stamped her across her cock holster.

by Sludge Mushroom April 5, 2015

Club Sludge

The white gunk that can appear in the corners of the mouth during the latter part of a night out.

Dean: "Man Im tripping off the UVs hitting Wayne's club sludge"

by gmagic2 August 16, 2012

sludge banana

A huge turd that comes out in one long, vomit-inducing strand.

I just unloaded a massive sludge banana on that guys doorstep.

by Captain_Insano March 9, 2008

Death Sludge

The sludge formed inside a Tim Horton's cup or in the case of parties, a cut-in-half pop bottle containing any combination of the following: water, coffee, spit, lung butter, dirt, ash, cigerette butts, beer. The contents, combined form a soil-like sludge emitting an awful stench. Time to change when all liquid has been soaked up by cigerette filters and the butts continue to burn once in side the cup. A short term fix is to spit on the individual butts. Warning this may induce gagging or vomitting. Do not inhale any air while attempting.

kev: time to open the garage door and air out this stink.

C: don't look directly into the cup.

by foug January 11, 2005

Sludge Pot

one of the million terms for a vagina

Her sludge pot was so wore torn it looked like someone kicked a hole in the side of a rotted hog's carcass

by Stu P'dasso November 4, 2007

nut sludge

Nut sludge is the build up of jizz in the gonads, and must be gotten rid of as soon as possible.

Best to leave relatives out if it.

"I got nut sludge, Mommy," said Big Jimmy.

"Let me take care of that, honey," she said, dropping his pants, and putting her lips around his trouser python.

by scodder July 1, 2010

Sludge Guts

A fat man, woman or child who lives an inactive lifestyle. Such a person is extremely reluctant to indertake any physical activity (except for shopping for food to stuff their faces), prefering instead to vegetate in front of the TV or computer.

Hey Sludge Guts, get your fat, lazy ass over here and help me to move this heavy white good.

Sludge Guts, you really need to take a good look at yourself, if you are not careful, you are going to drown in your own blubber, you fat fuck!

Hey Sludge Guts, it's no wonder you are a miserable fat cunt, you are such a lard ass!

by Blue Rock December 28, 2007