Shitted

When you get too spooked

I just shitted myself.

by bigman234 January 1, 2020

coin slotted

the act of sexually inserting a quarter into partners ass and then you ride them all night as if it were a ride.

That guy totally coin slotted that other person.

by jeffisjeff February 23, 2011

slutted

Extremely angry, enraged

Dude I'm slutted, my car was stolen!!

by jway April 1, 2008

Shitted On Em

When a male hears the song "did it on em" by nicki minaj, he approaches the nearest female and grinds his gentalia all over her leg. the male also places one of his hands upon the back of his head. By doing so, he has shitted on her.

This act is best when done to over weight black women.

Yea son, you shitted on em

by BigDaddyBC June 6, 2011

dumb-shitted

When another person purposely doesn’t know something (or pretends he/she can’t figure something out) in order to hassle you or make your life difficult.

I laid the whole job out a head of time and at the last minute Marty dumb-shitted me about the job location. He demanded directions and a map for a location I know he drives by everyday…so I had to scramble to get him the info that I know he already knows...and I got blamed for the job starting late.

by ~Foo Fighter~ July 20, 2008

Slitterate

Slang Illiterate

"Man, my grandparents are so slitterate, can't they just get with the program?"

by Zaximus May 28, 2012

snitted

When you sneeze and shit at the same time.

Oh God I just snitted myself!!
Time to change my pants cause I thought I had to sneeze and I shat myself.

by Gfndog November 17, 2013