slimy donut

When a woman gauges her vagina enough to expose her cervix and her partner licks it.

Her pussy is so loose I could have that slimy donut.

by Ty bitch May 15, 2018

golden slimy

When a man pees in/on the nut that he just put inside/on you. This can be done orally, anally, vaginally, or as a facial topping.

Jeff: Bro, Jessica wanted me to give her the ol' golden slimy yesterday.
Bob: Bro wtf. Did you do it?
Jeff: Is pee stored in the balls?
Bob: ...

by CrypDickZero October 29, 2021

Slimy Salvadore

A "Slimy Salvadore" is when, during intercourse in a port o' potty, you step back and tip the port o' potty forward causeing a massive amount of excriment to flow on your partner; its like a dirty sanchez on a massive, full body scale. A "Slimy Salvadore" is a perfect move to combine with breaking up with that certain special someone, adding something unique to the proceadings that will make it unforgetable for both you and, especially, your partner.

by port o' lovin on May 27, 2009

"Ewww!!!! Rodger and I were getting intimate in the port o' potty and he yelled 'i wanna break up!!!' steped back and gave me a Slimy Salvadore!!!!!"

by port o' lovin May 27, 2009

The Tilted Slimy

A seriously kinky sex position, invented by SARS and ARM. Where the man lays on his side and put his top leg in the air, and the woman enters in side ways, putting her legs over the top of his body.

Oh wow dude, they are going at it like the tilted slimy!

That porno was so epic, they did the tilted slimy!

by armxxx3 July 15, 2010

Slimy Slap

The act of masturbating into one's own hand then slapping someone with a hand full of ejaculate.

Person 1: What the fuck was that?!? Someone just ran by and slapped me in the face!

Person 2: Oh man, you totally have cum in your ear. I think you just got slimy slapped.

by LogicLackey October 1, 2009

Slimy earbud

A sexual act in which one individual blocks another's individual's ear with cum, after performing otic sexual intercourse.

I'm never mating with David again, last time he gave me a "slimy earbud"

by Sanjorge8 January 6, 2019

slimy shithead

n. one who inserts dildos into peanutbutter

2) a ridiculous person

Fuck you to whoever was a big enough asshole to fuck with my food. I don't at all think it's funny and you're slimy shitheads. You're ridiculous people.

by Chaseface April 23, 2005