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scandinavian sleigh ride

the event which occurs when one is dancing with a fat girl and proceeds to jam his finger into the anus of the large lady and hook her with his finger, resulting in a wild ride through the club/wedding reception/nursing home as the woman runs away in terror with the man in tow.
This term originates from when Scandinavian sailors would harpoon a whale and the beast would drag their boat many miles over the seas until it tired or got loose.
Since Jeremy got stuck with a fat girl while providing wingman coverage for his buddy, he decided to have her take him on a Scandinavian sleigh ride.
by Benjamin and the jets October 4, 2007
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Slefish

Means "To be cool in a manner of which you don't know you are"
Johney was being slefish around the girls
by Jaye Barnes December 26, 2008
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Sleshinger

A kitchen implement made in Japan, assembled in Germany, and shipped to Canada. it is only sold in Alabama. of course, the power of this object is un-know. for a while now, Canada has been plotting to take over the U.S.A. with their particle accelerator. aided by the brain washed rock bands of america, they could only afford one small shop to sell these devices in the state of Alabama. when the economy fell, the need for imported kitchen devices went up. now there is a Sheshinger is almost every home in america. we must stop them before they carry out their ultimate plan! Canada will use giant rockets to fly their country to mars, then blow up the earth! WE MUST STOP THEM!
A Sleshinger is a spatula, with port attachments, and TURBO DRIVE!
by Scorpius Malcom October 29, 2009
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selisha

they are so selisha
by pwoggy April 26, 2021
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Sleigh Bells

Oh, sleigh bells! I wish it was snowing.
by musicalmarauder September 26, 2010
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mexican sleigh ride

When you are fucking a girl when she is lying on her back on top of something (table, bed, etc.)and you are either standing or on your knees, and right when you cum you grab her tits and pull her up as hard and as fast as you can like you are riding a sleigh as her face hits your chest, and then you pull out and cum the rest on her tits as it slides down her stomach like snow.
"Dude that mexican sleigh ride i had with your mom last night was great."

"Not cool dude."
by z1893 May 18, 2009
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Slishi

The art of making a slushi like beverage within your rectum, using your anal sphincter to crush the ice, and eventually mixing and crushing through anal sex.

They are always made from real fruit, No additives or E's.
Hey Shane, I really want a slishi, can we make one?
Sure Kyle! I will go get the ice and strawberries.
by Little Pet Slinki January 10, 2008
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