snabbed

A combination of the two words "snatch" and "nabbed." Pranksters that hide other's things at another location then asking for ransom for its return (as in 'kidnapped.') usually do this. Another term for "snagged."

"After a vacation, he returned to find that his girlfriend had been "snabbed" by his best friend. He proceeds to 'rescue' her from him."

by Tharon M. April 3, 2007

slobbed

very drunk. drunk to the point of blackout or self-urination, possibly self defication. usually results in some sort of regret.

"He was so slobbed he slept on the neighbors porch and peed his pants."

"I woke up this morning and one of my eyebrows was gone, along with one of my shoes and all of my money, man I was slobbed last night."

by rvb June 15, 2006

Slabber Dash

a slabber dash is what happens when jamie farts. his buttcheeks ribble together making a noise that sounds exactly like a machine gun firing baked beans.

dude did you hear that?? i guess jamie just slabber dashed again.

by gemrawrrzzz February 1, 2009

You stabbed my child

When one bursts into laughter as an inappropriate joke at the early hours of morning, waking up any unfortunate house mates

Just had a "you stabbed my child" moment and my mum came in and blocked me for it

by xomaniac December 2, 2011

stabbed by a bitch

When someone fucking stabbed you with a pen, pencil or other writing tool

Bob: Bruh what happend to you?
Bobby: I just got stabbed by a bitch!
Bob: Man that sucks, haha lol lucking wasn't me.
Bobby: Fuck you

by Super legit username January 25, 2016

slobbed nob

When the tip of the Penis is slobbered on or salvaged on

Omg Sarah gave me a slobbed nob last night man, it was good

by Fuck me in the asshole April 9, 2016

slabbered

Being incredibly drunk

"What's John doing hanging from the ceiling fan?"
"He's absolutely slabbered mate"

by dyslexichorse September 22, 2016