skid

A script kiddie; one that doesn't know how to program; often used as internet slang for "retarded"

You are such a skid, Konloch.
Why are there so many skids in the world?

by Anonymau5 June 12, 2012

skid bid

a short prison term, usually measured in months instead of years

"I caught five months on that skid bid."

by Gary Peeples June 9, 2005

skidball

A skidball is similar in meaning to scumbag, but slightly different. Could be used to describe trashy people, dirty people, broke ass idiots with nothing going for them in life, people that try to screw you over, someone who's credit is beyond fucked because they can't manage their finances, drug addicts, and of course scumbags in general.

Car rental employee 1: "Bro, I just had to explain to some gypsy that he can't rent a car with cash, only credit card. He kept trying to convince me by giving me a bunch of money as collateral. Took me 20 minutes to get rid of his ass"

Car rental employee 2: "Jeez, what a fuckin skidball"

by yourmomsboyfriend June 19, 2019

skid marked panties

They can be a deal breaker if you were planning on wanking in them. Unless, of course, you are a republican.

"That Ronald Reagan really enjoyed a nice pair of skid marked panties."

by running out of patience February 16, 2008

Sack skid

When a man is taking a shot and the long turd breaks off, falls forward and smacks the ball sack. Leaving a skid mark.

Janice was miffed last night while she was blowing my junk and she said it was a little funky. It must have been from the sack skid I had earlier.

by J rock from the dirty E April 4, 2018

Pensacola skid mark

When you're giving your partner a lap dance and uncontrollably shit all over her.

"Oh man I was so drunk last night. I think I have her a Pensacola skid mark."

by The buttress of Windsor February 6, 2022

Pump And Skid

The Funny guys from Friday Night Funkin, The origin from Pump And Skid is SrPelo.
They are small children/?
Skid wears a skeleton costume and Skid wears a Pumpkin costume.
They say ''ITS SPOOKY MONTH'' alot.

Pump and skid are cool, but SrPelo is cooler

by JoJoFanIdkCoolGuy March 1, 2021