clit skip

when someone gets in the way of you scoring, getting a date, etc.
much like cock block but for girls

I was trying to talk to Nick the other day and then Michael totally clit skipped me

by XxyesxX January 12, 2008

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The Skimpy Towel Treatment

Having sex with a girl purely to leave them in a sweaty orgasmy state then as you leave saying "clean yourself up you mess" before throwing a skimpy towel at them

"Bitch has been doing my head in lately, leading me on and playing her binty games" "Really? So what you going to do about it?" "Give her The Skimpy Towel Treatment obviously" "Niceeeee" *high five*

by KYLE... I'M MINT July 7, 2010

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A Big Skipper is a heavy woman that is strangely attractive. You can find them at local watering holes, if there’s karaoke. Big Skippers while attractive are capable of inflicting serious bodily harm and are known to throw down over any slight, real, or perceived.

Dude 1: “Nixon, what happened to your eye; did you get in a beef last night?

Nixon: “Dude, I was sneaking out with that Big Skipper and three hicks jumped me in the parking lot. Good thing I picked that heavy hitter, she banged out two hicks and I fought the third to a draw.”

by P-Biddy June 29, 2018

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thicc skipper

thicc skipper is a truly thicc boi, from the Penguins of Madagascar episode Action Reaction. beautiful songs have been written about him.

Sure, Thanos and Cap are thicc, but are they as thicc as thicc skipper?

by LondoniumZ May 18, 2019

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Uno Skip Turn

The only element that may prevent the uno reverse card and upheld it upon the person closest to you

Me to Friend: Bro shut up
Friend: No u
Me thinking ahead: Places uno reverse card
Friend: Places uno skip turn card
Me: Uh oh MAX!
Max: Yeah?!
Me: SHUT UP

by DryBread November 19, 2019

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