Skipper's remorse

The period of time after you decide to cut class that you feel guilty and ashamed of yourself. Usually lasts 2-4 hours tops.

Billy: Dude I was up until 5 am last night there was no way i was making it to that 8 am this morning. I woke up with skipper's remorse though cause I don't really know whats going on in that class.

Timmy: Yeah you missed the midterm today, lol

Billy:

by Timothy Flinsmass September 19, 2011

skinperfection

This word has two meanings which are opposites of each other.
1. (Noun) an imperfection of the skin. Can be caused by things including but not limited to: acne, pimples, rashes, chicken pox, scrapes, and AIDS.
2. (Noun) the state of being of perfect skin. A state of skinperfection.

1. That girl is pretty, but she has one too many skinperfection.
2. After my acne-filled teenaged years, I entered ten blissful years of skinperfection.

by das.sprache.meister March 8, 2015

Skiper

A hecking epic penguin that you would find in a zoo! Like the one in penguins of madagascar

Guy 1: Wow this penguin is a total Skiper!
Guy 2: yeah man he sure is, what a skiper

by blumbus November 20, 2018

Skipper Dipper Doo

I phrase not commonly used, but when it is, it can work for all emotions

Friend, "why are u so sad?"
Other friend moping," mmm skipper dipper doo..."
Friend," I understand"

by KareTaiker August 31, 2019

Sniiper

named after a gun. ok.

"its a walking gun"
"yeah! he kinda smells though hes defined as a trash cannot."
"Man.. i wish i was lucky enough to have a Sniiper in my life."

by purplepudding May 24, 2021

skippertak

Short-spanned, intense labour. Originally from Norwegian naval / maritime history, referring to the situation where a vessel would arrive or depart from harbour, and everyone from swain to captain would be part of the frenzy of operations needed to accomplish the overall task at hand. Later also used in everyday speech, where the word reflects to a situation that is sliding on time or have been postponed for so long that getting back on track / getting a jour requires a very large effort.

Chris hasn't done his chores for weeks, and now he needs to perform a real skippertak before the house is infested with pests or worse!

by mnek March 9, 2022

River skipper

Noun
A term to describe immigrants, who have illegally swam across a body of water to enter another country.

Look at all those river skippers at the gas station, dropping tailgates, drinking brown bag specials, and taking good American jobs.

by 24khoss October 17, 2013