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Bench Sitter Syndrome 

When you are capable of playing, but the coach doesn’t put you in the game and you stay on the bench the whole year. Having this syndrome does not mean that you have a bad attitude, it just means the coach might bring up a JV player to play in a spot that you are perfectly capable of playing, and the coach never gives you a chance for zero reasons at all…..
I have bench sitter syndrome, the coach must not like me for some reason.
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St. Louis sitter 

When you poop in somebodys mouth
I St. Louis sitter in your mouth

Pet Sitter

A pet-sitter is a girl (or guy) who thinks he/she is a girlfriend/boyfriend to someone who is out of town hooking up with randoms knowing that his/her pet is in good hands.
Marcus went to Hawaii for work, leaving his 13 year old dog with his 'Pet Sitter'. Marcus was able to check in with said "pet-sitter" to ensure his dog's happiness, while still carousing around Hawaii trolling for a good time.
Pet Sitter by Irisheyeskb August 8, 2013

Baby Sitter 

Someone who cares for children from birth generally up to 12.

Or someone who can't behave themselves on the job.
I was had an in-house babysitter named Warren, me and my friend named Joe had a quick 5 minute game of Monday Nite Football.

Warren came out of the office, saw us, and kicked our ass.
Baby Sitter by Saints October 19, 2003

pbx sitter 

A hybrid sexual position that uses the base of the cleveland steamer but interjects .5 cups of peanut butter
It's my birthday tonight, maybe my wife will let me try the pbx sitter.
pbx sitter by Johnson Hose June 27, 2008

Porch Sitter 

Women in military housing that sit on the front porch, smoke cigarettes and talk on the phone all day while their kids run around unsupervised.
Damn! That woman across the street is a porch sitter!
Porch Sitter by money_over_bitches December 28, 2009

fence-sitter 

A negative term for someone who is bisexual.
I thought she liked girls, or is she a fence-sitter?
fence-sitter by cora January 1, 2005