sitonmydick

Asking someone to kindly sit on your dick.
This can mean asking a teacher a police officer or your friend to sit on your dick.

Hey Juju can you uhhh sitonmydick
Excuse me sir, can you pass me the um sitonmydick.

by SUPPOOPY January 7, 2019

Shitom

One word - "Boss"

He's the ultimate cool dude you wanna be with. Having a bad day? Look for him, stay with him, end up having a smile on your face =)

- Hey man what's good?
- I don't know, feeling kinda down today =/
- Let's go meet Shitom then!

- Oh yeah! :D

by ayyowassup June 11, 2013

Sitcom

the only shows worth binge-watching. The best one is Modern Family. (Why is everyone so obsessed with Friends! IT'S NOT EVEN THAT GOOD!)

Me: You watched any sitcoms lately?
Him: Yeah! I love Fre...
Me: If you say Friends, I will kill you
Him: I like Modern Family, Modern Family's good
Me: That's better!

by The Intimidating British Guy May 20, 2021

Stomach Karma

When one's stomach punishes one in a just manner for eating something that one knew better than to eat.

I'm feeling some major Stomach Karma from eating too much sushi last night.

by Mongoose87 April 12, 2009

Stomach Shit

What occurs when your stomach dumps directly into your intestines, with no proper digestion involved.

Aka diarrhea.

-Oh dang man I don't think I can go to PT this morning, my stomach keeps shitting.
-Ah man sorry, I hate when I get a bad case of the stomach shit.

by Captain Poopants July 11, 2011

Stomacourse

The act of penetrating a breathing Stoma.

Garrett loves inviting Kevin over for some hot Stomacourse.

by TheRealBohemian November 5, 2013

bussin stomach

The feeling of discomfort you get in your stomach after excessive drinking/shotgunning

Mike: How do you feel?
Joe: Not so great, I got bussin stomach

by UrbanDoughnut March 23, 2022