Sir Smacky

King of the Smacktards. See smacktard.
Look at Sir Smacky go..
by Ouch that Hurt December 08, 2008
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sir, this is a wendy's

Debilitating response to a long pedantic rant meant to render it insignificant for its douchebaggery.
Sam: I like math

Billy the douchebag: Math isn't just a thing you like. It's a philosophy. It's meant to evaluate logical statements, after all what are mathematical signs but functions of logic. It's called logicism. To really understand it you'd have to read Leibnitz and even Kant to get a full view of the logical empiricism as it relates to morality, ethics, and even abstract ideas.

Sam *rolling his eyes*: Sir, this is a Wendy's

Sam's boys: OHHHHHHHHH!!!! FUCKIN PWNED

Sam: I'm not a rapper.

Billy the douchebag: Runs away humiliated.
by Ed the Fed February 09, 2020
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Sir Pelo

A Sir Pelo is rare breed of birds that screams during the daylight hours. Its call can be described as a screaming child with a stick up its ass. At night, it crawls under its bed, where then awaits in misery to be continuously mated by another rare breed of birds known as Howtobasic. Together, they can create the most hideous and terrifying creature known to man, A Sir Basic. They are extraordinary territorial and should be wrestled on sight if encountered face to face.
"I saw a Sir Pelo piss on my tomato plants. They were delicious."
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Chayis Sir

The true origin of "chayis" is unknown, though some same it is related to Doc Fitz's retarded way of saying "there he is." According to legend, when a student walked into his class late, instead of saying "there he is," Doc Fitz said something along the lines of "chahh-eez-suhh," which we interpret as "chayis sir" today.

Chayis may stand alone, though it is commonly followed by sir, as in: "Oh, chayis sir."

Chayis has taken on a much broader meaning, now referring to almost anything the speaker wants, making it difficult to interpret. "Chayis" is ofter seen as a difficult concept by females.
John: Yo, who's that kid?
Ryan: I don't know, some chayis.

Who invited you, chayis?

Ohhh, chayis sir.

Yo, chayis.
by chayissir December 16, 2010
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Sir Lancealike

An urban bicyclist who dresses in trendy cycling attire, rides an expensive bike and conjures an aura of Lance Armstrong. These people frequently wear yellow colored jerseys, or jerseys that otherwise resemble those worn by Lance in the Tour-de-France.
Dude! Look at that poser on the bike wearing the yellow jersey and spandex shorts! It's Sir Lancealike!
by markvw59 June 26, 2010
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i'm to sirred

When your body,personality and everything equivalent to you. dosent match anything or andbody. "equivalent to" "im built different."
i'm to sirred mean-John| Yo Tyron, why dont you talk to me no more... Tyron| Sorry man im just to sirred for you.
by Johnquavious demarcus III February 18, 2022
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sir. jizzalot

Someone that has been single the whole time you have known them. They usually jerk off a lot resulting in a lot of Jizzing
Mitchell: Hey have you seen Sir. Jizzalot around lately?
Cameron: Who?
Mitchell: Sir. Jizzalot. You know, Adam.
Cameron: Oh yeah he got a girlfriend
Mitchell: About damn time!
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