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Simon

A cute, easygoing boy with many layers. He who tries his best to please his friends and everybody that he loves. He is very silly and funny, with a kid-like sense of humor. The best boyfriend material in existence. Maybe not a hunk, but definitely a keeper.

He can be a little bit grumpy sometimes. Becomes a sourpuss from little things that other people probably wouldn’t even notice.

Still, when it comes to his lover, he has a heart bigger than anyone on this planet. He will spend his life looking for someone to give all his love to. He won’t ever do them wrong. He will always be there.

His innocence and simplicity needs to be protected because it’s incredibly special and rare.
What? You don’t know what Pegging is? You’re definitely a Simon.

Did you just bring me flowers out of no where? Oh, Simon!
by Pai_it_right December 9, 2019
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Simmons

The last name of movers, shakers, go-getters, and takers. They guayule and they hustle hella hard. This last name brings great fortune and is a blessing to have.
"Who is that? She's gorgeous must be a Simmons..."
by hustlersss October 13, 2013
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Simona

A girl thats, funny, amazing, and supercool. Is a very rare person, being a nerd while being incredibly pretty and cute
Perfect Girlfriend Material!
Dude 1: Woah, who's that girl going in to the game store?

Dude 2: Wow, she's cute! She must be a Simona.
by Grimwood108 June 9, 2011
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Simone

Simone is a girl who is fun to be around and talk to and has a good sense of humour and loves to make jokes, she is very social with a beatiful body but doesnt worry about what she eats, She can be quiet sometimes but it doesnt mean she isnt up for making jokes or having fun, She is practicly the best person in the world.
Guy1: Wow, look at her i bet her name's Simone
Guy2: Yea i bet ur right
by Orzo October 19, 2008
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Simon Cowelling

When you tell someone you don't like something........ YOU LOVE IT!!!!!
I don't like pickles........ I LOVE THEM!
I don't like your shoes.... I LOVE THEM!
I don't like reubens-world.com...... I LOVE IT!!!!
Hey Dave, I don't like your bushy overgrown eyebrows..... I LOVE THEM!!! they're so soft and fluffy!
I really don't like your TMNT outfit..... I LOVE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!""$&^%$£"$£"!"!"!£

Basically this is known as "Simon Cowelling".
by Reubens-world September 6, 2013
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Simon lewis

A cute vampire, sometimes a little nerdy. But that's why he is amazing. He is an amazing singer, and looks so f*cking cute. If you ever meet this fanboy, make friends as quickly as possible. He can also mess you up. He can fight pretty well, and can do things no mundane (human) can do. This daylighter will do anything to make the people around him happy. His beautifull body all ways hidden by t - shirts of his band (rock solid panda) or other music / tv shows. A great friend who you should treat better than yourself.
Guy: is that Simon Lewis?
Girl: i so want to be his girlfriend, he is super cute!
by Deedstergriffin October 14, 2018
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Simon Salas

He’s a weird little buddy. Plump and juicy and used and loosey. Talks funny, not necessarily a lisp but something in that direction. Not very popular among chicks either as he’s mostly a PC-nerd.
“Hey, look at that guy, wtf is wrong with him?!”

“Dude, that’s a Simon Salas alright…”
by Siamang724 July 25, 2021
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