Moan Simulator

Playing as child Hinata in Naruto ultimate ninja storm 4

Roommate:"dude stop watching child porn! "
Me:"I'm not I'm just playing moan simulator in ninja storm!"

by NekoDanMoka May 20, 2016

Simul-core

Meaningless, except for those "in the know". It means, literally, that someone on this planet or somewhere in the universe, is also listening to the same exact song you're listening to right now, beginning and ending at the same time, simultaneously, whenever you listen to music. A mockery of all the ___-core buzzwords used to hype this or that new band. In short, no one is as special as they'd like to think they are.

OMFG, I love Dick Wang and the Johnsons, they are the sickest simul-core band there is!

by scarebear May 9, 2006

Mining Simulator

A game where you get fucking scammed all over and you mine blocks with a tool that you magically pull right out of your ass

I mine blocks all day in Mining Simulator because my life is no existent.

by AGStudiosYT November 18, 2018

Simul-Text

A common occurence that all fast-pace text messengers experience. When in conversation with another, you will send a text before the other has a chance the reply, thus throwing the conversation off track. You will get a text answering a question while you are sending a different text. Thus, simultaneous text messaging.

Bobby: Hey are you picking up the pizza? (6:40)
Bobby: Nevermind I got it. (6:43)
Christine: I thought you had it? (6:43)
Chrisine: Ahh, simul-text

by boi-1-da July 6, 2011

Sexual Simulation

What you do with your partner but you keep your undies on. You both however still may "finish" the deed. If so, you will have wet undies.

Tonight, my girlfried and I are gonna have a sexual simulation so we can see how it is for when we get married.

by pablowisdom August 18, 2016

Fabian simulator

It’s when you sit on the ps4 screen while talking to your friends and getting bullied at the same time

Person 1: hey what you playing

Person2: ohh Iam sitting one Fabian simulator

Person3: shut the hell ip Fabian nobody gives a shit

by Fabis August 25, 2020

simulated blumpkin

A solo version of a blumpkin usually performed by jerkin it while taking a dump. It is usually performed by a Cringelord to the memory of some unrequited love. If the performer is short a couple ribs, either through surgical means or birth defect, may also be done full-simulation style.

Person A: Hey man, where did Cringelord go? he isn't bothering your friend again is he? I mean he's been after her so long when she's made it clear she just isn't that into him.

Person B: Nah, he just went to take a dump.

Person A: Oh, so he's doing a simulated blumpkin?

Person B: Yup...

by evilleppy June 13, 2020