When people are being loud when one is trying to sleep, simply put your pillow over your head to block out the noise - the pillow shield.
by Regent A. Dragooned-Dewsclaw May 12, 2009
Get the Pillow shield mug.The trough didn't have any shame shields and I was afraid I'd get pee shy, so I held it until after the show.
by The Grammar Nazi March 20, 2004
Get the shame shield mug.A slang term for the insignia worn by a Specialist (an E4 in the Army not qualified in leadership ability to be a Corporal). Refers to the ability of persons of that rank to sham (get out of work or other responsibilities)because of there rank being not yet that of one expected to know their job completley or be dependable. Those wearing the "Sham Shield" are known for their uncanny ability to come up with ludacris excuses for getting out of even their few responsibilities.
Sgt McClanahan: Cpl Hardcharger, do you know why Spc Shitbag didnt complete his duty log.
Cpl Hardcharger: Sgt McClanahan, Spc Shitbag said that he was excused from extensive writing as per his light duty chit.
Sgt McClanahan:I should have known it wouldnt get done as soon as I saw him sporting the Sham Shield.
Cpl Hardcharger: Sgt McClanahan, Spc Shitbag said that he was excused from extensive writing as per his light duty chit.
Sgt McClanahan:I should have known it wouldnt get done as soon as I saw him sporting the Sham Shield.
by catahoula_wv February 18, 2007
Get the sham shield mug.A usually brightly-colored T-shirt that features a science- or comic book-related graphic. Usually worn over a thermal of a contrasting color for a complete look.
Named for the "Big Bang Theory" character who often wears such shirts.
Named for the "Big Bang Theory" character who often wears such shirts.
by Moon Unit Nimoy January 12, 2010
Get the Sheldon Shirt mug.Sheldon Cooper is one of the main characters of the TV-show The Big Bang Theory. He is extremely intelligent, but due to what appears to be Asperger's Syndrome, he is incapable of understanding other people and sarcasm. That said, he is probably the most hilarious character on TV right now. Although he would probalby look upon the tomfoolery of the show with haughty derision.
Leonard: How was Nebraska?
Penny: Oh, better than North Dakota.
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Penny: Guess that joke's only funny in Nebraska.
Sheldon Cooper: With the data at hand, you really can't draw that conclusion. All you can say with absolute certainty is that joke is not funny here.
Penny: Oh, better than North Dakota.
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Penny: Guess that joke's only funny in Nebraska.
Sheldon Cooper: With the data at hand, you really can't draw that conclusion. All you can say with absolute certainty is that joke is not funny here.
by IQ 158 May 16, 2011
Get the Sheldon Cooper mug.Shelden is a wonderful person. He or she is either very determined in life and will make something out of it. Shelden is very cool, funny, and very brave. But he is sometimes shy with the person he likes, and sometimes uncertain of who he likes. He does things out of people's expectation. He makes everyone fall for him with just eye contact and smooth talking. Other then that Shelden is just amazing.
by yasminahahahaha September 29, 2018
Get the Shelden mug.A type of armor used to protect the balls and weiner from direct skin to skin contact with a Pino whore and/or ladyboy. A typical shield would consist of a t shirt tucked into ones underwear.
Holy shit! Let’s get the fuck out of here! That ladyboy just tried to get ahold of my balls, good thing I had my Pino shield on.
by PinoPete May 19, 2018
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