When you see someone in profile and you think that he/she is attractive, but then they face you and you realize that they're in fact, a total beast.
Dean: Oh my god, did you see that hott chick?
Todd: That's what I thought too, until I saw her from the front. Then I was scarred for life, she was a total sidewinder.
Todd: That's what I thought too, until I saw her from the front. Then I was scarred for life, she was a total sidewinder.
by Elib November 26, 2006
Get the sidewinder mug.Sidewinder - After sex weather with or without a condom you wake up the next morning you aim at the toilette but pee all over the wall.
That is why it is called a sidewinder.
That is why it is called a sidewinder.
Sidewinder, you have have great sex you wake up the next morning and first thing you do you need to go to the bathroom. You are a little dazed its early, then it happens you are peeing all over the wall even though you are aiming at the toilette.
by RustlerHustler November 27, 2011
Get the Sidewinder mug.by Caboose February 10, 2004
Get the sidewinder mug.When a previously straight dick has been broken during violent intercourse and now has become bent. The recipient lays on her back while the guy with the broken dick lays on his side and performs sideways thrusts into her vagina.
"Dude that bitch fucked my cock up so bad last night all I'm gonna be able to do from now on is the sidewinder"
by Dmay27 April 12, 2010
Get the The Sidewinder mug.1. In tenpin bowling, a gutter ball.
2. A person who is well-known for often sending down such gutter balls.
(Also: Sidey, Winder)
2. A person who is well-known for often sending down such gutter balls.
(Also: Sidey, Winder)
by Davo October 13, 2003
Get the Sidewinder mug.by Anony January 2, 2005
Get the sidewinder mug.I left MY sidewinder in the sink and then shut off the water at the valves under the sink and took the handles
by cotton hill(killed 50 men) March 20, 2003
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