sideways fart

Intestinal gas pain.

I suffered from sideways farts in the hospital, so they added simethicone to my medicine list.

by Smithy666 September 19, 2018

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sideways asshole

A person whose mouth looks, smells or sounds like an asshole.

This sideways asshole is in my back seat humming danny boy.

by adonisvonwhiskysnob January 20, 2019

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tall sideways

A phrase which describes fat people. Causes controversy since 'tall' refers to vertical height, and that's why it's even funnier.

John:Wow, he's tall.
Leo:Pshyea.. tall sideways
John:.....ahahHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHA!! ..That's slack.
Leo:=P

by ElDragonChan February 25, 2008

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Making insinuating remarks while using often exaggerated references to someone or something else. This way if confronted, it can be denied- like a passive aggressive little bitch. Common among gay males and females.

While glancing at you, pretending to talk about something else: “That guy Is an asshole! He’s such an asshole.” “Bitch, quit talking sideways.”

by S Alan February 16, 2020

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sideways hug

A Denny Crane- like phenomenon in which a man tries to disingenuously cop a boob feel by putting his arm around a woman's shoulders, then inadvertently letting his hand drop below the shoulder and the arm, as a result getting a nice handful of tit "by accident", allowing the victim to rationalize the boob squeeze as an honest mistake, probably hers. Generally occurs in the workplace and is used most commonly and successfully by white men over 50.

Yeah, Dave thanked me for closing the deal and then gave me the sideways hug.

Oh yeah, once you make partner you'll for sure get the sideways hug, its just Dave's way of saying congratulations.

by cowgirl007 February 15, 2009

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