Shred

The color your asshole is left after getting fucked in the ass by a twelve inch dick with no lube. (Shred = shit+red)

The cops will never take me alive again. My Shred ass can never go back to the pen.

by Richard Slick October 10, 2008

shred

To separate into strands with a sharp blade.

The ninja used his sword to shred the muggers who tried to rob him.

by AYB March 30, 2003

Shredding

The feeling woman get before or during menstruation when their uterine lining feels like it's going through a cheese grater.

I'd go out tonight but I'm fucking shredding right now.

by EJSK December 27, 2014

Shredding

Another word for front grinding

I was in a grind sandwich, shredding with one guy, and grinding with the other.

by redwiteblkwa October 3, 2008

shred

Verb
shredding, shredded or shred
1. partying at the most varsity level
2. bizness time with someone
3. to act w/ enthusiasm and vigor

ORIGIN Ugly's, Mt. View, CA; San Francisco

"We shredded the 993 so hard it was lights out for months."

"He's cute, I'm SO gonna shred him."

"Whatever you do, keep shredding!"

"Huey Lewis SHREDS."

"We were shredding so hard we were SNORTING the whiskey."

by Sweetteets January 21, 2009

shred

the fine art of taking a shit.

I have to go take a shred.

I shredded all over the bathroom

by jRo January 10, 2004

shred

Windsurfing in gnarly winds/during a small craft advisory on a shortboard with mad skills. Can include straight out speed, wave riding, or freestyle.

"I was shredding hardcore in these 25+ mph winds"

by St. Marys Windsurfing October 19, 2006