shloopka 

hitting a hooka bong in a girls asshole while taking a shit and singing hallelujah

my mom gave me a shloopka to help me sleep better at night

shloopka by scooby master June 8, 2023

To shpoof 

To cuddle intensely laying down, with arms and legs interlocked, facing one another.

My favorite activity was to shpoof.
I loved shpoofing Anini, I'd give my left kidney, just for one last shpoof with her.

To shpoof by raspberryboss June 29, 2022

Shmoopie 

When people are super cute towards one another. Or just make you smile

When a person is being super shmoopie towards another.

Shmoopie by cc77 January 22, 2010

SHOOP DA WHOOP 

the process of FIRIN MA LASER.

Ok, you brought this on yourself!..... IMA CHARGIN MA LASER!.... IMA FIRIN MA LASER!.... SHOOP DA WHOOP!

SHOOP DA WHOOP by penguinman623 June 14, 2008

shmoopy 

A pet-name given to another to express their admiration and affection towards that individual.

good morning shmoppy, you look so beautiful in the morning time.

shmoopy by scarlett January 5, 2004

SHOOP DA WHOOP 

the sound of a lazar being fired. the resultant beam and shock wave are known to cause massive property damage and vaporization of living organisms. anything in the vicinity of the lazar blast radius that have not been killed may be afflicted by permanent blindness, severe hearing loss, extensive internal bleeding, and widespread 3rd degree burns. when the whoop has been shooped, it is too late to insert and object (such as a taco) into the mouth of the lazar firer to induce a royal rainbow, and thus preventing utter annihilation by laser.

if you ever hear SHOOP DA WHOOP, just kiss your ass goodbye. it aint worth tryin.

IMMA FIRIN MAH LAZAR BLARRRGGGGHHHHH

SHOOP DA WHOOP by imma firin mah death ray BLARG May 16, 2010

Shloop 

The verb of a soft object interacting with air or another surface. Usually a males reproductive organ.

The limp penis shlooped over the women's head.

The melting ice-cream shlooped down the display glass.

Don't look if my shlong shloops out of my underwear

Shloop by tylerturchin October 10, 2014