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...shower... 

-verb

When used with ellipses, the act of showering becomes an insinuation of masturbation. When spoken, a pause is used and the voice is lowered to tacitly convey the message.
ex. 1-
friend 1: Is that a wocket in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?

friend 2: Brb...shower...

ex. 2
friend 1: What are you doing with that magazine riddled with scantily clad women?

friend 2: I'm going to go...shower...to it.
...shower... by supulton June 30, 2008

Shower of Shame 

The shower one must take after a horrific experience.
Examples:

Failed, yet valiant, attempt at trying to make it home before shitting yourself; Horrible break-up; Rick-Rolled; Watching 2Girls1Cup; Etcetera, etcetera

Usage:

John: " I didn't make it home last night...it was horrible man, I had shit everywhere."

Steve: "Looks like someone had to take the Shower of Shame!"
Shower of Shame by booty bandits August 16, 2012

Shower Bong Effect 

When you fart in the shower and the water intensifies the smell.
The shower bong effect is when you rip an average fart in the shower and you almost have to exit because of the intense smell.
Shower Bong Effect by runbucky April 5, 2011

Shower Nap

The act of lying on the floor of a shower, lights off, drifting into sleep. Often, a towel can be used as a water soluble blanket.
"Dude, you were in the shower for twenty minutes!"
"I know dude, quick shower nap!"
Shower Nap by Joe Weil January 15, 2010

Shower sins 

Things Ryan does in the shower that will make you feel forever unclean
The Hard Rock hotel in Cancun fined Ryan $500 for the love stains left from his shower sins.
Shower sins by Chotobomb September 9, 2019

Shower Sex 

When a guy sticks his penis in a girls vagina while warm water is pouring all over them!
Keirsten decided to take a shower and 5 minuntes later Chad joined her and they had some awesome shower sex!
Shower Sex by SlopNChop May 15, 2016