Scott early

The person on the street you call a dickhead, usually always has hurt ribs and legs. Most commonly from the tomwell area

Get off my lawn scott early

by Shortyseasement June 4, 2019

scottish bloke

Mostly known as the one true Junkrat but is a great name given to poor Indian children.

"SCOTTISH CAR BEEP BEEP" Says the Scottish Bloke

by Chuca_FTW May 30, 2017

Bon Scott

The best rock n' roll singer of all time. Wrote the lyrics to all the best ac/dc songs. Unfortunately he died after a drinking binge in 1980 and was replaced by Brian Johnson. Even though Brian was a fucking good singer, there will only ever be one Bon Scott.

RIP Bon Scott. Long live rock n' roll.

by dave hill April 8, 2006

Scott Morrisoning

When someone is in McDonalds but doesn’t have time to find a toilet, they do a poo in their trousers.

Timmy was in McDonald’s with his friends and all of a sudden his friends saw him Scott Morrisoning or otherwise known as taking a ‘morris’ out of your ‘scott’ hole.

by Scottmorrison69 May 11, 2019

Scottish play

This is a periphrastic way of referring to William Shakespeare's play "Macbeth," a device sometimes used by actors to avoid referring to the play by name, because of the supposed bad luck that it might bring if it is referred to by name. Likewise, the protagonist and his wife are referred to as"Mr. and Mrs. M."

The Village Players led off this year's season with the Scottish play.

by eViL pOp TaRt April 24, 2010

Scottish Oyster

Sucking hot or cold semen from a used condom.

John: Did you see that nasty homeless guy?
Mick: Nah?
John: He just swallowed a Scottish Oyster.

by monkey500 January 29, 2017

shotty no chal

Calling the front seat of your friends car (shotty) and no one can try to challenge you on it (no chal.) You can only use this rule when you can actually see the car.

Me: SHOTTY NO CHAL!
You: Ah, fuck.
Me: Haha sucker

by katieiscool? January 22, 2009