Shooting Blanks

Blowing your load, but producing no sperm that is capable of impregnating a woman.

"Man, we've been trying to have a kid for ages, I'm shooting blanks at the moment."
Q: "Didn't you use a rubber?"
A: "Nah, I'm shooting blanks."

by Diego July 8, 2003

like shooting fish in barrel

ridiculously easy (see also (as) easy as shooting fish in a barrel)

Beating that game is like shooting fish in a barrel.

by Light Joker July 3, 2005

Shooting the Boogeyman

To avoid embarrassment in anticipation of premature ejaculation; pull your girl to the foot of the bed, kneel on the floor to perform oral sex while simultaneously AND secretly blowing your load under the bed. Continue oral until erection returns then resume intercourse and perform like a champ.

It was Lou's first time with Susie. He was in the midst of drilling when he felt like he was going to nut too soon. He knew Shooting the Boogeyman was his only way to get a second date.

by CL Quick Fart March 5, 2011

Shooting for a Hermie

A fool's errand. Repeatedly attempting to accomplish the impossible. Refers to the practice of gypsy folk in 13th Century Transylvania who kept having kids in their obsessive desire to have brats with both sets of junk.

Yo. Ain't no way the Trash Panda's going to hook up with T-Bone. That cat's just shooting for a hermie, and should just pack it the fuck in.

by JettFresh October 27, 2018

Premature shooting

When you cum too soon only to see that your gf is disappointed and broke up with you.

Guy 1: My girlfriend broke up with me.
Guy 2: Why?
Guy 1: When I was nailing her it was all fine until I had premature shooting and she was disappointed because I had a microshaft.
Guy 2: Take some Viagra.

by Urbanned September 8, 2015

Shooting bunnies

A series of sudden farts that follow one another in quick succession.

He's shooting bunnies

by Andrew Briggs January 31, 2004

Shooting The Wall

When a parent, generally a Dad, tries to show off to your mates about how good he is at playing Black Ops. Having never played before, he spends the whole level unable to move about and "shooting the wall".

Teenager 1: Your Dad was well funny playing Black Ops, what a wasteman, he couldn't shoot or shank nothin man
Teenager 2: Yeah, he spent the whole game "shooting the wall" init blud...

by Jon66 January 19, 2013