shoemaker

Lazy, sloppy, incompetent cooks who frequently use short cuts as a substitute for hard-work and skill. Shoemakers are rarely capable of cleaning up after themselves, frequently earning the enmity and contempt of the dishwashers. Always check a shoemaker’s garbage bin to see what salable product has been misused, wasted, and hidden to avoid censure.

Were you going to season that? Don't be a shoemaker.

by buffalochopper November 13, 2005

Shoombool

1. Persian/Farsi word for child's dick.
2. Persian funny slang or rather polite substitute for dick.

I love the way your shoombool is hanging pal

by BrainX October 24, 2008

scoom

a hoe

“Scoom ass bitch go to KDHS dont talk to her”

by Ash65555 August 20, 2022

Shoma

A very intelligent boy that will succeed in life.

Shoma your amazing!

by Jamalthegreat12 October 26, 2019

Shlommin

Verb : The act of getting extremely "fucked up." Drinking an excessive amount of jungle juice, or smoking an excessive amount of chucky pinsters...

Son, It's friday and I'm ready to shlomm..

Yo were straight shlommin this weekend!

Friend 1 : Holy shit, I'm gone man...
Friend 2 : Hell yeah, your fuckin shlommed out!

by THE SHLOM DON! March 4, 2008

Shoomph

The sound a large fluffy object makes when suddenly compressed

The pillow shoomphed when her head came quickly down on it.

The huge air-filled cushion shoomphed when the actor fell into it after jumping off the building.

by Lynalin November 11, 2009

Shlomit

GMILF. extremely overqualified high school biology teacher. winner of fuck, marry, kill: teacher edition. lululemon addiction. "if you yawn you'll never get a boyfriend" but she's already turned you lesbian. want to be locked in the science lab supply closet with her. subject of 5 deleted fanfic drafts. looks like every gay's butch lesbian drill sergeant fantasy but married to a guy. cat lady. makeup slays.

the canyon lesbians are simping over shlomit again
WTF shlomit is older than my parents

by thebestfrenchfries January 22, 2023