by Cogeno August 4, 2009
Get the Showank mug.Hoop shlang, originated somewhere up in canada, in saskatoon, first starting out as another way of greeting friends, and/or seeing if they are paying attention, by shouting "HOOP" and waiting for the responce of "SHLANG". legend says it was started by a man named Joe.
Joe is walking towards a groupe of his friends "HOOP!?" with an imidiate responce of the groupe "SHLANG!!"
by dwerbs March 30, 2004
Get the hoop shlang mug.The German for snake, also used as a word for the male sexual organ, also known as the penis or dick
Steven had a big fat sweaty shlanger
by Shizzle-Sean June 21, 2005
Get the shlanger mug.Shalane is a very smart good looking person. She usually tends to flirt with other boys tho, that's why all the guys are attracted to her! Her drunk personality is flirty so watch out boys.
by Gkdynb April 2, 2017
Get the shalane mug.Basically an asian little shit. Lacks the physical ability to make food like microwaving macaroni and cheese.
Also is a fucking weeb
Also is a fucking weeb
Shalanee, get your shit together.
by Wahpow July 17, 2017
Get the Shalanee mug.'shh' + 'thanks'; 'shut up' + 'thank you for shutting up'; used when one is made fun of by another or similar situations as a response. often used when referring to one's grandmother.
by absolomite January 2, 2009
Get the shlanks mug.The "R.Shogan" is short for the Royal
Shogan, based on 2 words previously defined, where the Rogan is the "perfect or aptly named royal grogan", while the Shogan is the "shithouse grogan" which
doesnt get accepted by the crapper.
Now before you start saying, This
is a Paradox, you've gone nuts, i submit to you the following arguement: A grogan can be so perfect, so outstanding in size and granduer, that the dunny can't actually handle it, and thus treats it as a Shogan. Hence the much awaited term R.Shogan.
Shogan, based on 2 words previously defined, where the Rogan is the "perfect or aptly named royal grogan", while the Shogan is the "shithouse grogan" which
doesnt get accepted by the crapper.
Now before you start saying, This
is a Paradox, you've gone nuts, i submit to you the following arguement: A grogan can be so perfect, so outstanding in size and granduer, that the dunny can't actually handle it, and thus treats it as a Shogan. Hence the much awaited term R.Shogan.
For this example I quote from Chapter 4 subsection (c) of the Grogan Enterprises constitution:
"He said to me 'Darryl', and I said 'Yes, Able Seaman Constipato', and he said 'I used to be able to crap so well that I could predict the manner in which the stools would both leave my bowels and enter the dunny. In fact, I got so practiced that I began creating challenges for myself by standing at various heights above the dunny and plying my trade from there. However, on one occasion my nugget was so perfectly rounded, and it entered the dunny at exactly the correct angle, that it in fact created a vacuum and sent, with considerable force, the nuggest flying straight back up my arse'.
I it thus that the R.Shogan had its beginnings, perhaps not in words,
but at least in history."
"He said to me 'Darryl', and I said 'Yes, Able Seaman Constipato', and he said 'I used to be able to crap so well that I could predict the manner in which the stools would both leave my bowels and enter the dunny. In fact, I got so practiced that I began creating challenges for myself by standing at various heights above the dunny and plying my trade from there. However, on one occasion my nugget was so perfectly rounded, and it entered the dunny at exactly the correct angle, that it in fact created a vacuum and sent, with considerable force, the nuggest flying straight back up my arse'.
I it thus that the R.Shogan had its beginnings, perhaps not in words,
but at least in history."
by Boon September 8, 2004
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