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John bought himself a new pair of shitkickers at the western wear store.
by You Can't Kill the Metal June 1, 2006
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shitkicker

Oh, the shitkicker? Well, the one with the big mouth, the one who always has something to prove, the one who just can't leave well enough alone.

The shitkicker goes through life, pushing everything and everyone to their absolute limit by doing annoying little things, like always giving special instructions when ordering food, asking way too many questions and trying to get the last word in every disagreement.
You know the one, everyone has had to deal with someone who would do something as useless as kick a piece of shit.

Confronted with the life experience of a child, the cocksure shitkicker goes through life kicking shit down the street, but never actually ends up getting anywhere.....
by osibisa November 16, 2007
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Shitkicker

A white person hailing from America's deep south, Usually is republican, Conservative and posseses an intense dislike for Foreigners or at least non-Southerners.
A shitkicker is similar to a Redneck
Many people see all white Southerners as Racist redneck Shitkickers
by David Bayliss June 24, 2006
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Shitdick

Someone who's life, situation, or story always has to be worse than everyone else's. A literal dick made of shit would be the perfect example of a shitdick, as no matter how shitty your life is, no one wants to be a dick made of shit.
"Fuck. I got my dick caught in the shredder."
"Yeah? Well I'm a dick made of shit. How do you feel now?"

OR

"Man, I have cancer."
"Man, I have two kinds of cancer!"
"Dude, don't be such a shitdick!"
by KvltmasterFlex August 23, 2009
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shit brick

by ben c. October 19, 2003
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Shitdick

During a shower, when one washes their asshole with a wash cloth, then washes their dick right after. Therefore leaving a shit residue on there shaft! More odor than apearance!
After a nice clean shower, my girl thought she was safe! Little did she know she was getting a healthy dose of the shitdick!

That bitch is a hoe bag. I bet she doesn't even notice the shitdick!
by Beeble lover July 12, 2014
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shitdick

The state of a penis after penetrating a rectum without a condom
I fucked her in the ass but I was left with shitdick
by Zarmanov May 20, 2003
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