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shittard

Joey Hoey is a shittard.
by Joey Hoey September 2, 2004
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shitbag war whore

A military wife that cheats on her husband and doesn't use protection thus winding up preggers.
Judy's husband, Jerry, deployed for a year to Iraq.

Judy fucked harry.

Judy got pregnant and Jerry finds out. Bad military wife bad!You're such a shitbag war whore
by savvy momma May 15, 2009
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shitarette

A cigarette consumed by the user in an attempt to ease bowel movements.
"I'll take my turn in the bathroom in a couple minutes right after I smoke a shitarette."

"Want to finish this half-smoked grit? I just needed a quick shitarette and it already did the trick."

"Get out of the bathroom!" yelled Jeff as he shut the front door and removed his jacket, having just returned -- buttcheeks clenched -- from his morning shitarette.
by Mr. Constipation April 20, 2009
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Shitbass

Shitbass is a genre of music and a music-related subculture which started in Evansville, Indiana with the release of Happy Fascist Italians' "New Rococo Scat Party" in early 2010.

Influenced heavily by speedbass and breakcore, Shitbass songs usually time out around the 1:30 mark and revolve around distorted bassdrums, chopped breaks, and heavy sampling of other musical works and records, often using comedic juxtaposition. As such, the genre is incredibly freeform and constantly changing.

As of 2011, the genre maintains a limited following, is mostly local to Evansville, Indiana, and is exemplified by "musicians" such as Happy Fascist Italians, Volun Woostion, Camel Boy, Morgan Freeman's Junk, Mr. Inedible, and Cassius Cobblebottom.

Shitbass is released through the "Network 24" collective/label; local to Evansville, IN.
I went to that underground shitbass party in Newburgh last night, but got scared off by all the ghetto-ass ravers drinking pabst blue ribbon.
by dankassraveboy January 23, 2011
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Shitbatical

The act of taking a long time in the bathroom due to the excess drinking done the night before.
Sandy sure has been gone a long time. Where did she go?

Oh, she is on a shitbatical. She said we wont see her for an hour.
by WarChef March 8, 2010
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shitbattical

When you are really lazy and unproductive, and stretch what should be a five minute toilet visit into a daily 30 hour poo-fest.
''Where is Dave? ''He's taken a shitbattical''.
by Vladimir Bysyntin January 12, 2017
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Eric Shitbag

Verb - to Eric - to ditch plans with the lads in order to spend time with a female.

Insult - someone who partakes in the previously mentioned activity

Origin - Thirsk, North Yorkshire
"Awh man. Connor is ericcing to see his bird."
"Don't be an Eric Shitbag Connor"
by Shawaddywaddy mk.2 March 1, 2020
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