Shitbag Dad Package 

The "dinner on Tuesdays and every other weekend overnight" custody package assigned to dads who want to minimize both child support payments and interaction with their kids.

Tyler got the shitbag dad package in the divorce, just like he wanted.

Shitbag Dad Package by Alex Blaine May 26, 2021

shitbag war whore 

A military wife that cheats on her husband and doesn't use protection thus winding up preggers.

Judy's husband, Jerry, deployed for a year to Iraq.

Judy fucked harry.

Judy got pregnant and Jerry finds out. Bad military wife bad!You're such a shitbag war whore

shitbag war whore by savvy momma May 15, 2009

Shitbag-Motherfucker 

a low down dirty piece of shit of person who is consistently hurtful and mean with words and actions to people, especially women after a man uses them for sexual pleasure.

James is a real shitbag-motherfucker for sexting multiple women on twitter and sharing their information/photos in dm rooms.

Shitbag-Motherfucker by jamielovestacos November 21, 2018

shitbag stew 

A mexican soup known as menudo. It is made from cow intestines and stomach tripe hence the nickname - shitbag stew. It is legendary for curing hangovers. It is an aquired taste and usually only enjoyed by hispanics.

I am so hung over from that New Years Eve Party. I hope Grandma Maria has some shitbag stew left.

shitbag stew by Fern Dawg July 10, 2009

ShitBag Wasted

When you're black out drunk and can't function correctly

Josh: Help me pick up Trent off the floor, he's ShitBag Wasted and fell asleep on the ground

ShitBag Wasted by TheWiseSageBush June 26, 2016

shitbag of cum 

All kids who get clothes from supreme, off-white, gucci and the north face and brag about them. Normally they are from 13 to 16 and have not grown there beard yet. They will snitch on you no matter what.

Normal kid: Ey stopid ''shitbag of cum'' how much did ur father pay for that jacket?!
Shitbag of cum: It cost more then your life... 5000$

shitbag of cum by TheBlackDick27 September 13, 2019

shitbag cornhole 

A version of the game cornhole played with plastic grocery bags with shit in the bottom. Tied at the top to minimize splatter, they are tossed over a barbwire fence and into a dumpster. If it misses the dumpster the thrower must walk around the fence to throw the shitbag in the dumpster.

I play shitbag cornhole every day due to the fact that my toilet is broken.

shitbag cornhole by JoeyBomm September 28, 2021