shit

acronym with same meaning as tgiaf. "Sorry honey, it's Thursday"

TGIF?
No, TGIAF, or SHIT.

by monabonejakon October 17, 2017

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n. Secretion(s) of Human Intestinal Trash

v. Secreting Human Intestinal Trash

adj. Comparable to SHIT (noun) in literal or abstract quality (synonymous with shitty)

I SHIT (v.) a SHIT (adj.) SHIT (n.) last night.

by SpaghettiMan November 17, 2018

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one of the only words in the English language that can form a grammatically complete, stand alone sentence.

shit, shitty shits shitted.

by SalmonTacos November 16, 2014

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a big dump that comes out through your bumhole and into the toilet and then gets flushed down into the toilet bowl.

Jimmy: aw man i am constipated

Katrina:go take a shit
Jimmy:alright

by XePoison February 26, 2018

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Shit is the amount of fucks given when your wife who you already cheated on cheats on you. Oh, and also a dickbag.

Friend: "Hey, I heard your wife cheated on you."
You: "I don't give two shits." Aka, I don't give a FUCK that she cheated. "I cheated first."
Friend: "Wow you fucked up your own marriage you piece of shit"

by Cats_Are_BOSS! April 27, 2019

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