Shitcock has no literal meaning. It is a noun, verb, and adjective Can be used in anyway possible. Can be used as an insult, compliment, or just to break the awkward silence of a room. Founder of the word is the one and only motherfacking COLBY CHEEEZE!!!
Ex.1:
Person 1: "Can you move your feet so i have more room to lie down."
Scoontie: "No."
Person 1: "Move yaa fackingg feet before i shitcock on your life!"
Ex.2:
Scoontie 1: "Oh thank God we can finally go to sleep now that Colby is asleep"
Colby:"SHITCOCK!!"
Person 1: "Can you move your feet so i have more room to lie down."
Scoontie: "No."
Person 1: "Move yaa fackingg feet before i shitcock on your life!"
Ex.2:
Scoontie 1: "Oh thank God we can finally go to sleep now that Colby is asleep"
Colby:"SHITCOCK!!"
by COLBY CHEEEEZE October 30, 2011
Get the Shitcock mug.A word for human invented by the aliens in red vs. blue that means an animal like a skunk (or other smelly animal) that defecates, once it defecates the excrement turns around and defecates.
For easier definition please see Red vs. Blue episode 54 entitled "Hello My Name Is Andrew" on Red Vs. Blue .com. This episode is under season 3.
For easier definition please see Red vs. Blue episode 54 entitled "Hello My Name Is Andrew" on Red Vs. Blue .com. This episode is under season 3.
Gary: Knock knock.
Church: Who's there?
Gary: You Are ...
Church: I are what?
Gary: You are a dirty dirty shisno hahahahaha
Church: Who's there?
Gary: You Are ...
Church: I are what?
Gary: You are a dirty dirty shisno hahahahaha
by newLONDONFire09 January 19, 2010
Get the Shisno mug.So I've invented a new word...'Shiscuits'. Definition is : The only biscuits you have left in the cupboard when you go looking,.You were hoping to find a Bourbon or Lemon Puff but all that was there was an open pack of Scottish shortbread left over from Christmas..Any shit biscuits hence..Shiscuits! This also doubles up as a game the whole family can play.You suggest a biscuit, let's say jammy dodger, and the other person has to right down 'Biscuit or Shiscuit.If you guess there answer correctly you get an agreed biscuit,if not,you have to eat 3 Jacobs Cream Crackers without any water.The loser is the first one to dehydrate to such an extent that you can't get your crackers down. So there you go...Shiscuits...Enjoy using it and playing it!
by The Burf June 23, 2018
Get the Shiscuits mug.The overwhelming volume of on-line ordering and shipments during a peak season (like Christmas) that combined with a natural health disaster (like Covid19) that keeps people close to home and social distancing.
The combination of Covid19 and the Christmas season are going to create a shipcopalypse. I hope I ordered on-line early enough
by intothefray November 10, 2020
Get the shipcopalypse mug.Frank: Hey what’s a shisno?
Sam: imagine a skunk that shits
Frank: okay...
Sam: and the skunk shit shitting
Frank so it is the shit of skunk shit?
Sam: essentially
Sam: imagine a skunk that shits
Frank: okay...
Sam: and the skunk shit shitting
Frank so it is the shit of skunk shit?
Sam: essentially
by Allastor May 8, 2021
Get the shisno mug.by Shisto god September 8, 2021
Get the Shisto mug.1. Literally a cock covered in shit, after anal penetration.
2. Derogatory term for a homosexual person.
2. Derogatory term for a homosexual person.
Get away from me shitcock!
by matt November 13, 2003
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