Shiitake

Shiitake is a bunch of bullshit

That’s a bunch of shiitake coming out there mouth !

by Pine tree October 22, 2022

Shiitaketits

When you screwed something up, accidentally messed up, or have to do something you clearly do not want to do. Can also be used in a context of conversation.

POV- You forgot to change the wash into the dryer.
“Ahhh…shittaketits!!! I forgot!!

Scenario- you were supposed to complete or do something at a certain time and clearly did not complete it.
“Calm your shiitaketits down Karen, relax, it will be done.”

by I am Thor September 6, 2025

Oh shiitake toadstools

Oh shiitake toadstools is another way of saying oh shiitake mushrooms. It is also anyone anonymous that follows rule 34.

Oh shiitake toadstools. Anonymous person is searching the pokemon sucking gardevoir on sucking duckduckgo.

by Eren Yeeter December 15, 2020

shitbaked

when you are so pissed of that you just feel absolutely shitbaked

Dude, last night my girlfriend pissed me off so much i shitbaked.

Dude 2, OMG! seriously

by dashstick July 4, 2009

shitakery

The art of shit talking. The ability to respond with quick comebacks in a verbal gunfight.

Man! My folks were really at each other's throats last night! The shitakery was in full effect.

Guy#1: You're Ugly!
Guy#2: Yeah?! Well you're... Damn. I'm just no good at shitakery

by Aquajock December 11, 2012

shitake mushrooms

the word you use when your around family and accidentally yell SH*T

THATS SOME COOL SHITAKE MUSHROOMS

by squidwordslongshlong April 8, 2021

shitnaked

When you're in the shower, but you're also gonna take a shit.

Person 1: Hey could you provide me a towel here, leave it by the knob. I'm shitnaked.
Person 2: Did it.
Person 1: Thanks, homie!

by PiranhaFeet May 16, 2023