by fratlord6969 July 20, 2016

by sheetsneezer October 22, 2018

A sexual act, usually performed by male virgins, whereby they incorrectly slide their penis between the woman's thigh and bedsheet, and think they are having vaginal intercourse
by Gus123 August 5, 2015

A person's criminal record. It's an abbreviation for the FBI's interstate "Record of Arrest and Prosecution sheet".
by krisk December 18, 2012

Sheets and funnel is a DMV slang term. Sheets refer to Bambu rolling papers and funnel refers to a lose leaf tobacco. This "funnel" is mixed with cannabis and rolled in a "sheet". Sheets and funnel is preferred by many people in the DMV over Backwoods and other blunts given multiple factors. These factors include: more economical, less chemical additives, better & slower burning.
DC Resident 1: Ayyy bruh why you not smokin' sheets and funnel
DC Resident 2: This is an organic Raw, what's sheets and funnel?
DC Resident 1: Bruh yo ass smokin BUTT naked! Sheets and funnel is weed and tobacco in a Bambu paper.
DC Resident 2: Bruhhh this is Gruntz in this Raw!
DC Resident 1: Bruh yo ass smoking Fruntz! And you smokin ASS NAKED lil boy!
DC Resident 2: This is an organic Raw, what's sheets and funnel?
DC Resident 1: Bruh yo ass smokin BUTT naked! Sheets and funnel is weed and tobacco in a Bambu paper.
DC Resident 2: Bruhhh this is Gruntz in this Raw!
DC Resident 1: Bruh yo ass smoking Fruntz! And you smokin ASS NAKED lil boy!
by P2P narco May 8, 2019

The creamy amalgam of frothy, mixed male and female sexual juices aka semen and cum that is churned to a delicate consistency from rapid and extended sexual intercourse.
Roger and Diane came home after late night partying and had wild, drunken sex all night. The early morning light revealed a substantial deposit of Sheet Butter in the middle of the bed's wet spot.
by Eaton Holgoode September 16, 2015

Kaylee : So did you and Chad have fun last night?
Kiersten : We did Chad fucked me so hard and it was oh so good!
Kaylee: I bet you guy's woke up to Sticky Sheets this morning too!
Kiersten : Oh yes but that's his wife's problem!
Kaylee : Wish I had a maid to clean my Sticky Sheets!
Kiersten : We did Chad fucked me so hard and it was oh so good!
Kaylee: I bet you guy's woke up to Sticky Sheets this morning too!
Kiersten : Oh yes but that's his wife's problem!
Kaylee : Wish I had a maid to clean my Sticky Sheets!
by SlopNChop January 8, 2017
