Pink Sheet

a dirty and cheap hooker that is only called upon in the drunkest and sorriest mindset
Dude my friend Pat was so fucked up on bars last night he fucked a pink sheet from backpages.com
by fratlord6969 March 18, 2016
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Ghetto Sheet

A common occurrence within low income or lazy-ass housing units, usually used as a form of sun-shade.

A substance mainly consisting of one or more of the following; blanket, bed-sheet, large trash bag or other tarp-like material, stapled, glued, nailed or loosely hung over an open window or door.

Other name: "not-a-curtain"
Ghetto sheet curtain blanket shade
Man, its 8:00pm. Why you still got'yo ghetto sheet up?!
by OpaqueIncandescence June 28, 2014
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sheet sneeze

basically a wet dream that went all out
You mean sheet sneezes? cuz sometimes i do bed wet thick...
by sheetsneezer October 23, 2018
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rap sheet

A person's criminal record. It's an abbreviation for the FBI's interstate "Record of Arrest and Prosecution sheet".
My rap sheet is as long as my arm.
by krisk June 18, 2012
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Sheets and funnel

Sheets and funnel is a DMV slang term. Sheets refer to Bambu rolling papers and funnel refers to a lose leaf tobacco. This "funnel" is mixed with cannabis and rolled in a "sheet". Sheets and funnel is preferred by many people in the DMV over Backwoods and other blunts given multiple factors. These factors include: more economical, less chemical additives, better & slower burning.
DC Resident 1: Ayyy bruh why you not smokin' sheets and funnel
DC Resident 2: This is an organic Raw, what's sheets and funnel?
DC Resident 1: Bruh yo ass smokin BUTT naked! Sheets and funnel is weed and tobacco in a Bambu paper.
DC Resident 2: Bruhhh this is Gruntz in this Raw!
DC Resident 1: Bruh yo ass smoking Fruntz! And you smokin ASS NAKED lil boy!
by P2P narco May 09, 2019
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Sheet Butter

The creamy amalgam of frothy, mixed male and female sexual juices aka semen and cum that is churned to a delicate consistency from rapid and extended sexual intercourse.
Roger and Diane came home after late night partying and had wild, drunken sex all night. The early morning light revealed a substantial deposit of Sheet Butter in the middle of the bed's wet spot.
by Eaton Holgoode August 11, 2015
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Sticky Sheets

When two people have sexual intercourse and the guy ejaculates all over a bed afterwards!
Kaylee : So did you and Chad have fun last night?

Kiersten : We did Chad fucked me so hard and it was oh so good!

Kaylee: I bet you guy's woke up to Sticky Sheets this morning too!

Kiersten : Oh yes but that's his wife's problem!

Kaylee : Wish I had a maid to clean my Sticky Sheets!
by SlopNChop January 08, 2017
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