Ghetto Sheet

A common occurrence within low income or lazy-ass housing units, usually used as a form of sun-shade.

A substance mainly consisting of one or more of the following; blanket, bed-sheet, large trash bag or other tarp-like material, stapled, glued, nailed or loosely hung over an open window or door.

Other name: "not-a-curtain"
Ghetto sheet curtain blanket shade

Man, its 8:00pm. Why you still got'yo ghetto sheet up?!

by OpaqueIncandescence June 28, 2014

Thigh-Sheeting

A sexual act, usually performed by male virgins, whereby they incorrectly slide their penis between the woman's thigh and bedsheet, and think they are having vaginal intercourse

"This bloke thought he was inside me, but he was thigh-sheeting. I let him have it"

by Gus123 August 5, 2015

Pink Sheet

a dirty and cheap hooker that is only called upon in the drunkest and sorriest mindset

Dude my friend Pat was so fucked up on bars last night he fucked a pink sheet from backpages.com

by fratlord6969 July 20, 2016

rap sheet

A person's criminal record. It's an abbreviation for the FBI's interstate "Record of Arrest and Prosecution sheet".

My rap sheet is as long as my arm.

by krisk December 18, 2012

Sheets and funnel

Sheets and funnel is a DMV slang term. Sheets refer to Bambu rolling papers and funnel refers to a lose leaf tobacco. This "funnel" is mixed with cannabis and rolled in a "sheet". Sheets and funnel is preferred by many people in the DMV over Backwoods and other blunts given multiple factors. These factors include: more economical, less chemical additives, better & slower burning.

DC Resident 1: Ayyy bruh why you not smokin' sheets and funnel
DC Resident 2: This is an organic Raw, what's sheets and funnel?
DC Resident 1: Bruh yo ass smokin BUTT naked! Sheets and funnel is weed and tobacco in a Bambu paper.
DC Resident 2: Bruhhh this is Gruntz in this Raw!
DC Resident 1: Bruh yo ass smoking Fruntz! And you smokin ASS NAKED lil boy!

by P2P narco May 8, 2019

Sheet Butter

The creamy amalgam of frothy, mixed male and female sexual juices aka semen and cum that is churned to a delicate consistency from rapid and extended sexual intercourse.

Roger and Diane came home after late night partying and had wild, drunken sex all night. The early morning light revealed a substantial deposit of Sheet Butter in the middle of the bed's wet spot.

by Eaton Holgoode September 16, 2015

Sticky Sheets

When two people have sexual intercourse and the guy ejaculates all over a bed afterwards!

Kaylee : So did you and Chad have fun last night?

Kiersten : We did Chad fucked me so hard and it was oh so good!

Kaylee: I bet you guy's woke up to Sticky Sheets this morning too!

Kiersten : Oh yes but that's his wife's problem!

Kaylee : Wish I had a maid to clean my Sticky Sheets!

by SlopNChop January 8, 2017