Shawned

When someone with less intelligence gets over on you.

He didn't give you all your change back, you just got shawned.

by Methany Shard November 13, 2019

Pipe Sharted

When you hold a plastic pipe to your bare ass and pump a brown package through it

Hey Kieran hold the other end of this pipe

"haha i just pipe sharted in your ear!"

by pipe master666 August 28, 2009

sharted

To follow through with poo during a fart! Sharted.

Guy at the Gym..I gotta get off this spin class!!

Guy at the gym's friend: Why?

Guy at the gym...I just sharted

by Gn2206 January 19, 2008

Sharted

When you fart and shit at the same time.

Man I just sharted in my pants !

by vmrose August 22, 2007

sharted

When you attempt to fart but accidentally shit yourself.

Dude, we need to leave! I just sharted...

by Ishatmyself June 5, 2010

gazelle shafted

an absurd statement for the use of something really hard to do that means to have a gazelle in your car while simultaniously solving a rubix cube and driving a stick shift car while listening to heavy metal

damn, on the way to the mall today,everbody kept calling me it was like I was getting gazelle shafted.

by DJ MAIN June 27, 2007

shafted

To be hanging out with a group of friends, then left out of all conversation and jokes while friends continue like you aren't even there.

I was completely shafted tonight; I went to the mall with a group of friends, and they acted like I wasn't even there.

by T-MON3Y November 28, 2009