While extremely drunk, you somehow summon the literature gods and write an entire paragraph essay rant on Facebook
Person's Facebook status: OMFG you know what I hate? Hipsters. Like who the hell are they to wear this big ass glasses. Like bitch you ain't blind that's degrading to blind people. Asshole. Show some respect. You know what else I hate? Asains...
Commenter 1: WTF dude I never thought you were racist
Commenter 2: Don't worry (Commenter 1), (Person) just plays the role of the Shawn while drunk
Commenter 1: WTF dude I never thought you were racist
Commenter 2: Don't worry (Commenter 1), (Person) just plays the role of the Shawn while drunk
by YOLOSWAGERTHATDIEDDUDE March 7, 2015
Get the The Shawnmug. 
A male being anally fucked by one male while another male fists him in the ass, while another male cums in his face.
by Ashley from the Gym August 18, 2009
Get the Shawningmug. by Methany Shard November 13, 2019
Get the Shawnedmug. by Mangomakes May 31, 2020
Get the Shawnmug. He may be shy at first but he is so fun to be around. U will never want to leave u and he will never leave you. He isThe most romantic person and will never give up on a girl. He may have low self esteem but will treat his love like a goddess all you have to do is show him how awesome he is. He also gives the best hugs
by Gabby😡💩💩💩 February 24, 2020
Get the Shawnmug. Shawn is the type of guy to pull any girl, usually dates mixed girls or Latinas. Has the biggest dick and ocean blue eyes. He usually has the best smiles, and the best dimples, any girl will fall for him. Usually plays football, or basketball, but is talented in a lot of other subjects. He is usually very popular, and has a lot of friends.
by Notasap_ November 10, 2018
Get the Shawnmug.