The Shawn

While extremely drunk, you somehow summon the literature gods and write an entire paragraph essay rant on Facebook

Person's Facebook status: OMFG you know what I hate? Hipsters. Like who the hell are they to wear this big ass glasses. Like bitch you ain't blind that's degrading to blind people. Asshole. Show some respect. You know what else I hate? Asains...

Commenter 1: WTF dude I never thought you were racist
Commenter 2: Don't worry (Commenter 1), (Person) just plays the role of the Shawn while drunk

by YOLOSWAGERTHATDIEDDUDE March 7, 2015

Shawn

Someone who shits themselves.

Shawn shit himself again.

by Fuck Brieanna's June 12, 2020

Shawning

A male being anally fucked by one male while another male fists him in the ass, while another male cums in his face.

My asshole was so loose this morning after those three dudes were shawning me last night.

by Ashley from the Gym August 18, 2009

Shawned

When someone with less intelligence gets over on you.

He didn't give you all your change back, you just got shawned.

by Methany Shard November 13, 2019

Shawn

A scary green man.

"Have you seen, Shawn lately?"
"Yeah I saw him burning down houses."
"Oh that, Shawn"

by Mangomakes May 31, 2020

Shawn

He may be shy at first but he is so fun to be around. U will never want to leave u and he will never leave you. He isThe most romantic person and will never give up on a girl. He may have low self esteem but will treat his love like a goddess all you have to do is show him how awesome he is. He also gives the best hugs

“ Shawn is over their talking to that girl”
“ he’s been trying with her since elementary”

by Gabby😡💩💩💩 February 24, 2020

Shawning

Shawning; Adjective

(To Shawn, Shawning) Sh-awh-n

To ignore the world around you, generally even family and a significant other, and consume yourself in video games.

-This guy was shawning all night last night, his girlfriend was bored as hell-

by InternetReality March 10, 2014