stuttering tom

a young man-child, that smokes up cigars, stutters, and tells very tall-tales. Runs intos peoples house's using phones, computers, etc.

you just got hit by stuttering tom.

by luggie February 7, 2010

Shafering

The act of masturbation to completion during oddly non-erotic situations, generally ending with sperm on the bottom of a desk or table, or soaking into your pants.

Man, I was really Shafering hard while watching that youtube video about point-of-sale systems. My pants are soaked with cum now.

by Timmy "Tim-Tim" Timmerson March 12, 2015

Shuttering

When a person can fart on command therefore opening and closing their butthole like a camera shutter

Stewart was shuttering so hard that he shot crap out on ross.

by dirtyvulture November 22, 2011

smattering

a variety, or a sampling

I was given a smattering of stamps to choose from.

by Patricia Gibbens September 12, 2003

stuttering cunt

When a man ejaculates into a woman's vagina, after which her orgasm drips out the sperm at even intervals.

Man, I was with that girl from that club the other night, and when I tapped that ass, she had a stuttering cunt like a sprinkler!

by Thedoc318 October 28, 2007

Sputtering

A combination of walking and jogging. It's pretty much a slow jog.

Man 1: Hey Jim, why are you walking?
Man 2: I'm not walking, I'm sputtering.

by The Great Magician March 31, 2011

smuttering

The act of an individual, usually alone in an office cubicle, complaining at a volume just loud enough for nearby cube-dwellers to hear, and hopefully get some sympathy or attention. The words used for the complaints usually solicit the sympathy.

"This is unbelievable, just unbelievable." John, quit your smuttering, I don't care.

by mdubuya May 6, 2014