Shatting yourself

When you shit so much in the toilet the poop touches your ass

Don’t you love shatting yourself, it feels so good man.

by Bigtiddy69 April 29, 2021

Shattered

A catch all phrase for anything, anyone, or state of being incredibly inappropriate, awesome, high, retarded or fucked!

After I got that big old gremlin of a turd out my ass, that toilet was shattered!

by Wise old owl May 23, 2021

earth shattering

When something is so amazing that it changes your world. Another way of saying mind blowing, or fucking amazing.

Jeremy Lin's win streak is Earth Shattering!

by ashack April 10, 2012

Shitter Shatter

When you shit so hard/big you break the toilet

You: Bro, don't go in the bathroom right now yikes

Them: why?
You: My dad just did a massive shitter shatter

by Beffedidoday October 10, 2021

Azure Flame Shattered Katana

Peak homosexuality in the game Deepwoken on roblox. 20% of the time the users are pretty chill and only did it to know what it feels like to be brain dead and the other 80% is just doing the build because they have no idea how to obtain skill

A: Bruh i got gripped by an Azure Flame Shattered Katana user

B: smh, 0 skill

by Ananogrm May 9, 2022

shatter blast

Simply put, explosive diarrhea. The term is usually applied in the instance where the perpetrator doesn't "make it" into the fully seated position prior to detonation. The result being a completely fouled facility - floor, walls, possibly the ceiling, etc.

The haz-mat team was called in to clean up the men's room after someone shatter blasted the stall.

by Bizzle my dizzle September 13, 2013

shartenfreude

The act of shamefully rejoicing in the misfortune of someone else's shart.

Don't laugh at John pooping himself, that's just shartenfreude.

by Capricorn Banana January 27, 2009