bowel-shattering

1. Adjective that describes something so ingenius and brilliant that it requires something much stronger to express it.
2. The ritualistic art of smashing backsides off concrete elephants, traditionally done to the beat of George Clinton and without wearing very much.

That's a staggeringly, bowel-shatteringly good plan!

The police suspect a bowel-shattering cult for the vandalism.

by Skin March 18, 2004

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Shmattering

a variety/combination of sexual activities besides intercourse

"So what happened last night?"
"Ohh just a little bit of shmattering"

"Did you have a good time last night?"
"Let's just say he offered me a shmatter platter"

"What are you doing tonight?"
"It's Shmatterday, what do you think I'm doing?"

by Kate&Aimee September 22, 2009

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shootering

When one group of people shoots another

Hey man, did you see the shootering that happened in derry?

by sromer February 29, 2020

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shiftering

When driving an automobile with manual transmission, using big arms resembling those of a crab to maneuver the shifter handle into the proper position.

Such a big dog Willie is, shiftering those gears with those crab arms.

by Travis Morrison December 13, 2004

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shanteria

Overdramatic individual

Shanteria stop lying! Why are you exaggerating? You over dramatic woman.

by Hahahoe October 28, 2015

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sbantering

Sbantering is slang for sexual banter texting, which is completely appropriate amongst friends, however it is completely different from the highly inappropriate sexting to lovers and booty calls.

sbantering might make you come across as homosexual if caught sbantering with members of the same sex. Also it has a tendency to lower the tone if the convosation very rapidly, with little warning.

'ooh who ya texting?'
'nobody interesting, just sbantering my bff'

by happykangaroo May 21, 2013

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