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shallow

Some one who is a complete dick or dickweed that uses anything and everything against some one just because they dress a bit different or they have different interests then person A. They will ignore person A just because they think your ugly or they will act like you never knew them from any stand point relating to the past in any sense. Some one with no grace and dosen't give you nothing in return, "no gifts". They think they are perfect and own the world when in reality they couldn't care less about you and are probably jealous if they continue treating you like your the backdrop of the worlds greatest disaster. I loathe shallow people they can go to hell and when they get there they can eat the devils shit.
Ian is such a shallow cock-sucker, All he cares about is his stupid existence "which is nothing" and then he proceeds to complain about everything else and that dosen't really do much to help his disposition. Life is addictive bitch!
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Shallow Oscillator

A person, typically on the internet, that easily and hastily changes their political and/or religious beliefs depending on what is popular and fashionable at the time. The reason for the name is to point out that the people are both shallow for lacking any real beliefs and are able to oscillate to another belief, likely and/or eventually to another.
Many people that occupy the political sphere in online politics nowadays can be correctly labeled as shallow oscillators.
by SithLordTrevor September 29, 2020
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Swimming in shallow water

Swimming in shallow water means that you are very close to geting in trouble... When you were on the last hook
I was swimming in shallow water when I got 15 F's on 15 different tests
by Fake plant January 27, 2019
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slapping the scallop

I showed her my fast fingers, which made her wetter than an otter's pocket. She then started slapping the scallop out of herself
by Blazing_keys January 18, 2020
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Shaltophobic

The extreme rational fear of a disrespectful, fat, shalty, shady, fuck.
"Man, I'm tired of being Shaltophobic, it seems like there's always a shalt around somewhere, it scares me."
by Siah McGee May 19, 2009
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shallon

variation of the soul power; variation of 'shaolin'
Shallon is the sister to soul.
by GOYAPROSE January 15, 2009
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Shallow

Shallow people only care about what you look like. They could give a shit less about you on an emotional level.
::Andy is the new guy in town::

Jake: "I really don't know who Andy is.. He seems cool, but who cares about that. I could care less if he's going through a hard time or not.. He's a good looking cat though and I'm just worried about having a decent looking wingman."

Tony: "Yea, I have no idea if he's doing good right now or not.. Hopefully his image will attract hott chics. Don't you just love being shallow?"

Jake: "Yea, for sure. I also like being a prick to everyone, including my girlfriend"
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