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shaved poon

1. a poon which is shaved
2. a vagina which is bald
3. a girl who has been around the block

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The poon is shaved for a few reasons. One the girl does not like hair and shaved her vagina along with other typical shaved areas. Two the female's partner does not like hair. Or the female would like to be eaten out by another female or a male and it is often considered disrespectful not to shave a pussy for an eat out
Mary: I ate some of the best shaved poon last night.
Jen: Really? You'll have to invite me next time
by Poonspert May 12, 2004
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Mister-Oscar-Shaped

An adjective to describe something shaped like or in the form of Mr. Oscar. (World Famous Spanish Sub, Killer of gods, Chef, and body builder.)
Wow, look at that wall! The hole is Mister-Oscar-Shaped!
by SmashYourMouth October 22, 2018
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Kansas City Shakedown

After committing a sexual act in a Porta John with a girlfriend or a female in a "related" or "unrelated" state, you walk out and lock her in there. Then you tip over the Porta John. This act is done to dump your girlfriend or partener.
"Dude, that Kansas City Shakedown did the trick dumping her!"
by B-ryann July 6, 2008
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Saeed

Means Happy in Arabic, can be mysterious and has Crazy moods.. a passionate lover, never expect him to be a Wild person but he is.. he DJs Mc's, professional at work and very creative in many ways like creating Music.
Dan: I feel very Saeed Today
by Relatives February 9, 2010
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shaved cat

Pam had a shaved cat in her pants.
by dammit janet June 27, 2003
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Pussy Shakedown

The act of accusing a celebrity or athlete of rape simply to get paid. Typically, but not exclusively executed by the American species of the Mud Shark
Friend: Yo, did you hear about Big Ben catching a rape case. No police report ever filed and months later she is only filing a civil suit!

You: Just another bitch trying a pussy shakedown!!!
by Tommy Knuckles July 22, 2009
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Shaved Pussy

Shaved Pussy is a term used for a pussy that has been shaved BALD. Not trimmed or little hitler. The end results leaves the area smooth and a whole lot cleaner. More and More men favor women with shaved pussy. The reason most men prefer shaved pussy is to avoid the "Popcorn Hull effect". (Hair stuck in the base of the throat or a base of tounge)
Shaved Pussy is better to eat!
by Doug Hightower September 21, 2005
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