squinter

A person that looks good from a distance, but with a closer look (or via SQUINTING), is revealed to be much less attractive. Often confused with beergoggles, but is not a function of alcohol, only of unsatisfactory distance. First coined by John M. in 1998

I was at a club last night and saw this hottie across the dance floor. But when I was about 10 ft away from her, I saw she was a squinter so I bailed.

by Ddorfjt January 25, 2008

squinter

A person in Sydney who works in the city or inner west, but live in the outer western suburbs.
They have a long commute in the shitty Parramatta Rd/M4 peak hour traffic, and have to squint in the rising sun in the morning and/or setting sun in the evening.

Dave: Whilst sipping a beer...."The squinters never come to the pub after work!"
Scott: "That’s because it takes the dickheads nearly 2 hours to drive home!"

by tickle-me-elmo September 26, 2005

Squinion

The official currency of the domestic feline.

I sat on the keyboard and made a ton of squinions on etrade today while my hoomin was out.

by Cycstorm August 25, 2008

sequioah

a sexy as bitch. exotic beauty. no one is as sexy as her. The bombmuthafukindiggity

sequioah, a girl that goes beyond beauty. incomparably beatiful

by KUTIEQUIOAH November 26, 2010

Squinch Marks

Noun (plural) - marks left across ones butt cheeks (usually brown) horizontally protruding outward from the anus, caused by prematurely pinching off a full loaf in mid-squeeze. This usually results in "mud-butt" and "sticky cheeks".

Michelle heard Robin screaming about something mindless in the office, and was forced to pinch off a fat loaf, resulting in squinch marks for the duration of the day.

by Mudd Butt Jr. September 19, 2012

SquinchBop Scquarpoonts

That yellow square guy

person:"Oh h3ll naw, Squinchbop Scquarpoonts is yelling at the sknayl!"
"Oh heavens no, the squinchbops are plentiful!"

by DoodleMyBeloved but for learns November 22, 2022

Squindaggeling

Messing with somthing in such a manner as to make a reference to one's penis.

I was squindaggeling my ruler when he called me.

by Squindaggeler February 11, 2023