septic tank whale

beautiful human being. confident in their body. intelligent like whales. filled with joy

damn! that sure is a good looking septic tank whale! i wish i could date her.

by drizzydrake13 November 18, 2023

Septic Maiden

The torture method by which an individual is shoved into a full porta potty alongside sharp objects such as glass bottles or lightbulbs. Afterwards locked inside and rolled down a hill so the sharp items shatter and cut their body, allowing the sloshing filth to infect their wounds.

Poor Johny man, he got drunk last night at the concert and accidentally gave himself the Septic Maiden when he fell over with his bottle.

by K0-6 January 20, 2023

septic pussy

this mean your private part severely needs washing or another way to say that u smell like fish please go wash up

“omg that girl pussy stank”
“that bitch got septic pussy”
“yea she def needa wash up NOW”

by bitchy smut November 8, 2023

Septic Kiss

When solid output into the toilet is ongoing, you flush while still seated to "clear things up." The toilet clogs (unbeknownst to you!); the water rises up and kisses your ______.

"Honey, you just took a shower...why are you in there again?"

"Oh my GOD! I got Septic Kissed!"

by Elk e summer September 20, 2011

SEPTIC juice

SEPTIC juice trash dumpster tank ho whore skank slut

She is worse than trash. She is SEPTIC juice.

by allthingzpossible November 19, 2018

septice

Once, Twice, Thrice, Quadice, Pentice, Sexice, Septice
Septice: Seven times

A day appears "septice" in a week.
We've said it, like, "septice" times already today.

by Toha Animations - Official June 16, 2024

Seman septic

A guy who takes many "loads" orally or anal and holds them inside themselves.

Jordan: "man I've been feeling really sick this week"
Alex: " it's cause all you've done is be a seman septic"
Jordan: "it's only ten loads!"
Alex: "....seman septic"

by Knoxxturnal September 30, 2021